Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos

Titolo originale: Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos
Regia: Michael Simon |
Anno: 2011
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Commedia
Tag: sketch | ventriloquist |
Cast: Jeff Dunham |

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Peanut: I just have one question for you before I [...] D
[opening lines] Jeff Dunham: I can't believe the [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [to Achmed Jr] Listen, [...] D
Jeff Dunham: So Achmed, do you have any good memor [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Do you know what that i [...] D
Peanut: [showing off his skills as a ventriloquist [...] D
Jeff Dunham: Walter, divorce is not a good thing. [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [to Achmed Jr] Hey, wha [...] D
Peanut: [to Little Jeff] Maybe you can make up for [...] D
Peanut: [to José] You're not Jewish, 'cause the [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Peanut] What you're doing is not [...] D
Jeff Dunham: So, the explosion you were talking ab [...] D
Walter: I signed up Achmed to be an organ donor. D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [seeing Achmed Jr] Who [...] D
Peanut: [mimicking a Chinese takeout person] No fo [...] D
Peanut: [about Little Jeff] He said he was sad. J [...] D
Walter: [Jeff is divorced] So that's it, huh? Jef [...] D
Walter: Did you know that in Amsterdam, you can le [...] D
Walter: [practicing to see which word in his sente [...] D
Peanut: [told that the politically-correct term fo [...] D
[Referring to the death of Bin Laden] Jeff Dunham [...] D
Walter: [talking about Jeff doing his show in Sout [...] D
Jeff Dunham: Walter, have you ever thought about b [...] D
Walter: There are those little idiot dogs who, whe [...] D
Peanut: If this comedy business doesn't work out f [...] D
Walter: Now, wasn't that a BLAST? Achmed the Dead [...] D
Jeff Dunham: Walter, divorce is painful. Walter: [...] D
Jeff Dunham: I can't believe the show starts in ha [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Walter] You know, I saw an old ph [...] D
Jeff Dunham: Good evening, José. José Jalap [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed] There were never any girl [...] D
Peanut: [to José] Hey! He could drop you and th [...] D
Jeff Dunham: You're just flat-out saying your wife [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [annoyed by Peanut's "Taste of China" [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed about Bin Laden] Well, sin [...] D
Jeff Dunham: You know, Walter, just once I think y [...] D
[Peanut is reading the Asian man's irate email in [...] D
Walter: Then we went to Ireland. I got all confuse [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [his leg gets caught on [...] D
Jeff Dunham: Wait a minute. You communicate with O [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed] So look, Walter and I wer [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Like Santa Claus, I hav [...] D
Walter: [trying to cheer up Jeff after learning he [...] D
Peanut: Dude... Jeff Dunham: What? Peanut: Where [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Walter] You don't think I should [...] D
Peanut: Look, you know how Batman had a sidekick, [...] D
Jeff Dunham: So you know where we are? Achmed the [...] D
Jeff Dunham: You know, Vegas has become a great va [...] D
[Achmed is pantomiming getting shot with a bow and [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Peanut, who is talking like an As [...] D
Peanut: [referring to José Jalapeño's stick] [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Walter] Did you like the city of [...] D
Peanut: So, how are you, Little Ugly Assjeff? Lit [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed about Achmed Jr] You have [...] D
Peanut: I had to phone-order takeout Chinese food. [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed] It's your son, Achmed Jr. [...] D
Peanut: [Looks at Jeff, really closely] IT'S NOT R [...] D
Achmed Jr.: I'm here for a reason. Achmed the Dea [...] D
Bubba J: Hey, Achmed - - did you get all this sand [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [about to bring out Little Jeff] He's [...] D
Walter: [as everyone applauds Walter coming out] H [...] D
Walter: [Jeff mentioned that the housing in Africa [...] D
Jeff Dunham: So, Achmed, are you enjoying Richmond [...] D
José Jalapeño on a Stick: So we're a crimefi [...] D
Jeff Dunham: Achmed, since you're clearly a terror [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [commenting on a childhood photo of h [...] D
[Jeff had trouble saying "How are you" to José [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: My father was a suicide [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [showing a school photo of himself] T [...] D
Walter: [Jeff is divorced] So what happened? Jeff [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: SILENCE! [audience app [...] D
Bubba J: So try a bottle of Jeff Dunham's wine - - [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed, about to bring out his so [...] D
Peanut: [Little Jeff said he was sad and ugly] Tha [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Knock knock. Jeff Dunh [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [referring to Bin Laden] So, where ex [...] D
Jeff Dunham: I think a lot of us might like to kno [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Peanut] You know, we have plenty [...] D
[last lines] Jeff Dunham: [Peanut, José and Li [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [making the P sound in [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: When Bin Laden died... [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Peanut] Do you like it here? Pea [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I have nothing in commo [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed about the death of Bin Lad [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [holding up Little Jeff] I thought yo [...] D
Jeff Dunham: For the folks who might not know, Ach [...] D
Walter: [about Achmed] I'm getting sick of that gu [...] D
Peanut: [reading the Asian man's irate email] "Dea [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [about Achmed's dog with no legs] Wha [...] D
Jeff Dunham: I also had an unusual hobby. I became [...] D
Walter: [on the phone with Jeff while he's getting [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [about Walter's wife] Have you ever h [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Walter] Do you want to be in a go [...] D
Jeff Dunham: So Achmed, do you know why A.J. is he [...] D
Jeff Dunham: Achmed, he's your son. Achmed the De [...] D
Bubba J: [seeing Achmed pull up in a shiny metalli [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed about his son, Achmed Jr] [...] D
Jeff Dunham: I'm a single father now. But I always [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [talking about Walter's wife] She lov [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [Jeff learns that José was evicted [...] D
Walter: [talking about how African houses are made [...] D

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