Andre:
How did it go?
Nicole:
He's very impressed by you. He thinks you're a great guy.
Andre:
[sarcastically]
What a relief.
Nicole:
And I told him I'm staying with you.
Andre:
Isn't he jealous?
Nicole:
I told him there's nothing to be jealous of. That there's nothing between us anymore because of... Promise you won't get mad?
Andre:
Why do I get so frightened every time you ask me that?
Nicole:
Because of your heart.
Andre:
My heart? What about my heart?
Nicole:
I told him you were dying.
Andre:
I'm dying now.
[everyone in the balcony looks at him]
Nicole:
Daddy. I told him I had to stay with you for your final days.
Andre:
*My final days*? What's the matter with you?
Nicole:
I don't know once I start lying, I can't stop. It's kind of addictive.
Andre:
What I'm dying of?
Nicole:
A rare disease you caught in Africa.
Andre:
When was I in Africa?
Nicole:
During the Hundred Years War.
Andre:
The Hundred Years War was in the Middle Ages, in Europe!
Nicole:
He didn't seem to notice.
Andre:
Why not the Crusades?
[Nicole rolls her eyes at him]
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