Sheriff of Nottingham:
[Bugs runs into the King's Royal Rose Gardens]
Stop! Stop! You can't go in there! You're not allowed in there! This is the King's private garden! You're standing on royal ground!
Bugs Bunny:
Royal ground? You mean to say that this ground is better than that ground over there?
Sheriff of Nottingham:
Yes, it is!
Bugs Bunny:
Oh, I don't know. Now, you take this piece of ground over here. Now here's a nice piece of property. Level, fruit trees, choice view, improvements already in. Eh, what type of house was you planning?
Sheriff of Nottingham:
Well, I... I sort of had a six-room Tudor in mind.
Bugs Bunny:
Then this is the just the place for you, and it's priced just right. But, uh, first, uh... Are you a veteran?
Sheriff of Nottingham:
No, I'm a...
Bugs Bunny:
Good, then it'll be easy. Here, just sign on the dotted line.
Sheriff of Nottingham:
Well, uh... couldn't I call you later? You see, I...
Bugs Bunny:
Well, I don't know. You see, there was a couple here from Kansas City looking at this place this morning, and they...
Sheriff of Nottingham:
All right! I'll sign! I'll sign! Here!
Bugs Bunny:
You'll never regret it, my friend. This place will double in value inside six months.
[Cut to the Sheriff working on a half-finished house in the Garden when he suddenly realizes what he was deceived]

Sheriff of Nottingham:
Ooh! I hate myself! I do! I do! I do!
[the Sheriff of Nottingham hits himself in the head with his hammer repeatedly, almost contemplating suicide]
Riportata da il 05/03/2025 alle ore 08:57

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