[Bubba J says that he accidentally burned Santa Claus in the fireplace and put out the fire by urinating on him]
Jeff Dunham:
Was anything else going on during all this?
Bubba J.:
Yeah, my dumbass brother was singing...
[singing to "The Twelve Days of Christmas"]
Bubba J.:
On the first day of Christmas, Santa was on fire, and Bubba was a-whizzin' on his head! On the second day of Christmas, Santa said to me, "Mffmfmfmmfmfmf!" His face was all wrapped up in gauze.
Jeff Dunham:
Bubba J, this is terrible!
Bubba J.:
Well, it seemed like it at the time. Next day, it's funnier than hell. We peed on ourselves laughing about it.
Jeff Dunham:
Was there anything going on outside that night?
Bubba J.:
Outside?
Jeff Dunham:
Yeah.
Bubba J.:
My cousin Elroy shot Santa's lean deer!
Jeff Dunham:
What?
Bubba J.:
Well, it's not too often you see a twelve-point buck standing on your freakin' roof! We ate good for a month.
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