Randal Graves:
[Dante, Randal, Jay, Silent Bob, Elias and the Sexy Stud have been taken to a holding cell]
Jail cell design hasn't changed much in centuries, has it? Maybe it's time they brought in the laser bars, or something.
Jay:
Oh, they can make a hard plastic cage like Magneto's in X-Men 2! Nauw.
Randal Graves:
Come on, dude, let's keep it in the real world, alright? But you know what wouldn't be a bad idea? Carbonite.
[Silent Bob points and nods in agreement]

Randal Graves:
What do you think, Dante?
Dante Hicks:
[Dante looks up and glares at him, then charges at Randal, slamming him into the bars]
I think I'm gonna kill you!
Jay:
What up, steel cage match!
Dante Hicks:
You ruined my life!
Randal Graves:
Your life was already ruined!
[shoves Dante away]

Randal Graves:
Jesus!
Dante Hicks:
What were you thinking? A fuckin' Donkey show?
Randal Graves:
It was your going away present!
Dante Hicks:
[sarcastic]
Sure was! I never thought I'd be going away to prison!
Sexy Stud:
Boys? You can't be imprisoned for watching an inter-species sex act. You'll walk. The worst I'll get is a huge fine for animal abuse, and alot of disgusted looks from ass-wipe conservatives who can't appreciate sexual exploration. Hey!
[as he drops into his seat in the jail cell, sighing sadly as he leans back against the bars]

Sexy Stud:
I miss my donkey.
Dante Hicks:
I can't believe you. I finally get my shit together. I'm hours from getting outta here, and really starting my life, and you somehow figure out a way to obliterate all that and reduce me to a convict
Randal Graves:
Oh yeah, it's my fault that your life's so fucked up! I'm the engaged guy who knocked up my boss!
Jay:
You knocked up the guy that owns Mooby's? Ew!
Randal Graves:
[chuckles, and then incredulous]
What?
Dante Hicks:
[at Jay]
Would you shut up?

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Clerks II (2006)

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