Tiger:
[atop an observatory]
... And now, on the day I end it all, I'd like to leave Margaret the bearded lady my rhinestone collar and my wet-dry shaver. I'd like to leave Jack the midget nothing. It's too late for you, Jack. You're a short...
[John's Range-Rover pulls up at the main entrance, far below. With John are Lucky and both of the Rats]
Tiger:
... Hey, get out of there! You're in my landing space!
Rat #2:
[from the Range-Rover]
See if you land on your feet, Road-Kill.
Lucky:
[following John up to confront the tiger]
... Coming right up - one order of man, side of dog.
Tiger:
Good-bye, cruel world. Oh no, I just remembered. I wanted to leave the whip to the baboon. One of the few animals which enjoy that kind of thing.
Dr. John Dolittle:
[attempts to talk the tiger out of jumping from the observatory]
Hey, whoa. Take it easy now... Remember that song "Eye of the Tiger," from ROCKY 3? When Rocky was fighting Mr. T, couldn't beat him - then Apollo Creed played "Eye of the Tiger" for him. Rocky beat the snot out of Mr. T because of "Eye of the Tiger." Because that song moved Rocky inside...
[He sings the song, way out of tune, to demonstrate]
Dr. John Dolittle:
... Not Eye of the Moose, not Eye of the Bull, Eye of the TIGER.
Tiger:
That's it. I'm jumping.
Dr. John Dolittle:
Listen, I'm a doctor. Maybe I can help you. If I can't, then you can eat me AND Lucky.
Lucky:
Or just him.
Tiger:
All right. I just hope you're a better doctor than you are a singer.
Lucky:
Good job, Doc. Although, seeing a tiger jump 5 stories would have been really cool.
Tiger:
I heard that.
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