[Mike tries to join the Directors' Union:]

Mike:
Hello, hi.
Directors' Union Clerk:
Can I help you?
Mike:
Yes, how do I join the Directors' Union?
Directors' Union Clerk:
You need to bring in a copy of the deal memo by your studio producer before you can pay your initiation fee and be cleared by Union Council, thank you...
Mike:
Uh, excuse me, what is the initiation fee?
Directors' Union Clerk:
Seven thousand dollars, with a hundred dollar application fee, two hundred dollars every quarter, and ten percent of your salary.
Mike:
Uhhh, seven thousand dollars, what is that for?
Directors' Union Clerk:
That's the amount you pay to get into our union.
Mike:
What is it, like Social Security? I get it back when I retire?
Directors' Union Clerk:
Absolutely not! What is your classification?
Mike:
Uh, well, I'm directing special effects with a small crew.
Directors' Union Clerk:
Well, then you must have an Assistant Director, a Second AD, and a UPM, all signed with the DUA.
Mike:
All I'm directing is animation!
Directors' Union Clerk:
Well then discuss that with the Animators' Union.

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The Wizard of Speed and Time (1989)

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