Maud Warlock:
[At the lunchroom, Mildred and Maude are looking at a portrait of the Grand Wizard]
Oh, I think I'm in love.
Mildred Hubble:
He makes me feel all squishy inside.
[they giggle]
Mildred Hubble:
Don't you ever worry that you're just not cut out to be a witch?
Maud Warlock:
Oh, no. My family were all witches. I never doubted for a moment that I'd be one too. Stop worrying, it only makes things worse.
Mildred Hubble:
I don't worry, I question. My mother always wanted to be a witch. But she didn't have the gift. It's not that I want to be the best. I'm just so tired of being the worst.
Ethel Hallow:
Don't look so gloomy. You're doing fine, really you are.
[They sit at a table with Ethel and her friends]
Ethel Hallow:
Oh look out girls, it's Mildred, the disaster area.
Maud Warlock:
[to Mildred]
Don't listen to her.
[to Ethel]
Maud Warlock:
You shut up Ethel Hallow.
[Ethel and her friends laugh, then while Maude isn't looking Ethel throws a piece of bread into her water]
Maud Warlock:
Who threw that?
Ethel Hallow:
Mildred Hubble, you messy little witch. I've got a three year old brother who's neater than you.
Maud Warlock:
Oh, shut up Ethel.
[to Mildred]
Maud Warlock:
Do you want some more blood juice, Mil?
Mildred Hubble:
Yes, please.
[Maude goes over to another table gets a pitcher of water and comes back. As she does Mildred gets up suddenly and bumps into her, knocking another girl off the bench and spilling water everywhere. Mildred looks down at the girl on the floor and the girl holds up a hand that looks like it's covered in blood]
Mildred Hubble:
Oh my goodness! She's bleeding! Oh my goodness! She's bleeding, she's bleeding!
[Maude reaches for the end of the table and holds up an open container of ketchup. Mildred looks sheepish]
Ethel Hallow:
Mildred Hubble, the disaster area.
[laughs; Pretty soon the entire lunchroom is laughing]
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