Fake Robin:
[segment "Superhero Speed Dating"]
I thought you were dating superman?
Fake Lois Lane (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating"):
No, no. We broke up about six months ago.
Fake Robin:
Oh, I didn't know that.
Fake Lois Lane (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating"):
He's been stalking me ever since.
Fake Robin:
Really?
Fake Lois Lane (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating"):
Last night, I look out my bedroom window and there he is just floating there, just stroking that nasty little curl. Masturbating! He leaves a wad all over my window. He broke the window! His jizz is like a shotgun blast. You know that shiny stuff in his hair? It's not hair gel.
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