Ted:
Benjamin, what do I have in my hand?
Trudy:
A quarter.
Ted:
Now, Grandma doesn't let me eat ice cream because of my diabetes.
Trudy:
True.
Ted:
But she says nothing about a tasty quarter.
[bites off half of it]
Ted:
Alright, please, very quickly, count to 3, it tastes terrible. One...
Ted, Trudy, Ben at 7-Years-Old, Donna Newman:
Two, three.
[Ted spits the quarter back into one piece]
Trudy:
Ahh!
Ben at 7-Years-Old:
Are you shitting me?
Trudy:
First he's eating like his father and now you're talking like him?
Donna Newman:
Ben!
Trudy:
Don't you EVER say that again!
Ben at 7-Years-Old:
Sorry, Grandma.
Samantha Newman - Age 5:
HOW did you do that, Grandpa?
Ted:
A good magician NEVER reveals his secrets, your daddy's been wanting to know how I did it since he was your age.
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