Officer Smy:
Ursula, what the fuck? There's no TP in the bathroom!
Ursula:
What about the piece stuck to your shoe?
Officer Smy:
What ABOUT the piece stuck to my shoe?
[Looks down]
Officer Smy:
SHIT!
Ursula:
[Stifles a laugh]
Officer Smy:
You know, you might get ahead around here if you made the extra effort.
Ursula:
Oh why... did you want me to wipe your ass?
Officer Smy:
[Flustered]
That's not what I meant!
[With a pompous gesture]
Officer Smy:
Well around MY house, my wife knows to refill the TP.
Ursula:
I'm not your wife, Smy.
Officer Smy:
No, and if you were, I'd take you down a peg or two.
Ursula:
Oooooooh.
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05/03/2025 alle ore 09:08