Tindaro:
[while marrying Gerbino and Pampinea]
Pampinea... have you taken a bath?
Pampinea:
I have taken a bath this day, father.
Tindaro:
Witnesses of this holy matrimony, this woman come pure in both body and soul... Now, Gerbino Della Ratta, have you taken a bath.
Gerbino:
Yes.
Tindaro:
When?
Gerbino:
I have taken a bath!
Tindaro:
Are you sure? Downstairs? In between your legs?
Gerbino:
WHAT?
Tindaro:
Show me you hands...
Gerbino:
This is ridiculous!
[shows his hands]
Tindaro:
Uggh! You have dirt in your fingernails!
Gerbino:
So, what's wrong?
Tindaro:
Now I can't really say "Witness of this holy matrimony, this man comes with pure body and soul, but with dirty fingernails", now can I?
Gerbino:
[goes to the fountain, washing his hands, goes back to Pampinea and Tindaro, waves hand at Tindaros face]
Happy?
[Tindaro nods]
Pampinea:
[to Gerbino]
He was trying to help...
Tindaro:
Yeah, exactly...
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05/03/2025 alle ore 09:35