Lex Luthor:
[to Zod and Company, at the half-wrecked White House]
... Hi! Lex Luthor.
[no reaction from the Super Villains]
Lex Luthor:
LEX LUTHOR! Possibly you've heard the name? the Greatest Criminal Mind on Earth!
Ursa:
I told you this was a puny planet.
[moves menacingly towards Luthor]
Lex Luthor:
Whoa whoa whoa wait... why don't you get to know me better?
[Ursa continues moving towards Luthor]
Lex Luthor:
WAIT! I can give you anything! The... the... the... the Brass Ring, unlimited freedom to maim and kill! PLUS! Lex Luthor's keen mind, Lex Luthor's savvy, Lex Luthor's school of career guidance...
[Ursa begins crushing his hand]
General Zod:
We already have this without you. You cannot bargain with what you don't have.
Lex Luthor:
[sucking on his thumb to numb the pain]
Oh Great One, what I am bargaining with is what YOU do not have: The Son of Jor-El.
General Zod:
The Son of Jor-El?
Lex Luthor:
[confused]
I just said that.
General Zod:
Jor-El? Our jailer?
Lex Luthor:
[sarcastically]
No, Jor-El the BASEBALL PLAYER...
[Ursa and Non start moving menacingly towards Luthor]
Lex Luthor:
Yes, Jor-El your jailer.
General Zod:
The Son of Jor-El! On this planet!
Lex Luthor:
Perhaps you know him better by his nom de voyage, or the name he travels under: Superman.
General Zod:
So THIS is Superman! How do you know of Jor-El?
Lex Luthor:
Well, Your Excellency, as I explained earlier: I'm about the best there is.
General Zod:
Revenge! We will kill the son of our jailer!
Ursa:
Revenge!
Lex Luthor:
REVENGE! Now we're cooking!
General Zod:
He flies then?
Lex Luthor:
Constantly.
General Zod:
He has powers as we do?
Lex Luthor:
Certainly. But, oh Magnificent One, he is one, while you are three.
[Non growls]
Lex Luthor:
Or four, if you count him twice!
General Zod:
Come! We will bring him to his knees!
Ursa:
Praying!
General Zod:
Yes, to ME!
Lex Luthor:
Wait!
[the Super Villains turn to face Luthor]
Lex Luthor:
First you must find him... and Lex Baby is the only one who knows where he is...
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