Ostap Bender:
Do you know that your club Four Knights, given a clever approach, can change the status of the town Vasyuki? That's why I suggest that you hold an international chess tournament here! Chess enthusiasts will come from all over the world. Hundreds of thousands of well-to-do people will head for Vasyuki. So the state will have to build a main line from Moscow to Vasyuki. They'll build hotels and skyscrapers to accommodate the visitors, a palace where the tournament will be held. An extra high-power radio station will be broadcasting the sensational results of the tournament. Airport Bigger Vasyuki from where planes and airships will fly to all parts of the world including Rio de Janeiro and Melbourne. Just imagine! Just think what will happen when the tournament is over and the visitors have left. Muscovites crowded together on account of the housing shortage will come flocking to your beautiful town. The capital will automatically be transferred to Vasyuki. Vasyuki will be renamed New Moscow, and Moscow will become Old Vasyuki. Chess thinking will become an applied science and will invent ways of inter-planetary communication. Communication with Venus will be as easy as going from Rybinsk to Yaroslavl. And the first interplanetary chess tournament will be held in Vasyuki. The first interplanetary tournament between the teams of Vasyuki and Great Bear will end with a confounding victory of Vasyukians! Hurrah, comrades!
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