Colonel Stars and Stripes:
[to Eisenhower]
You have to stay in there till you calm down, you lunatic. Wonder what's bothering you.
Mother Russia:
I know. Tonight you die.
Colonel Stars and Stripes:
[draws gun]
Ladies first.
Mother Russia:
You will not shoot me. You are super hero. You help people. You do not hurt them.
Chris D'Amico:
That's super villain territory or as I like to call my little gang, The Toxic Mega-Cunts.
The Tumor:
[waves]
Hi.
Colonel Stars and Stripes:
[takes gun; clicks, Mother Russia realizes it's empty]
Yeah, just like your head.
Genghis Carnage:
[Mother Russia overpowers Colonel, pulls out a machete and stabs him]
Yeah!
The Tumor:
Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
[Mother Russia uses Colonel's coat to wipe his blood off her blade]

Chris D'Amico:
I did my homework on you, Colonel. You used to be Sal Bertolinni, didn't you? Did a few jobs for my dad back in the day before you got born-again?
Colonel Stars and Stripes:
[dying]
I used to hangout with a lot of losers.
Chris D'Amico:
Is this how you thought you would die, Sal? Dressed like an idiot?
Colonel Stars and Stripes:
Who are you supposed to be?
Chris D'Amico:
I'm the Mother Fucker! And I'm here to end Kick-Ass. Not just kill him. I am going to shit on everything that he loved. Let's trash this place guys.
[picks up mail statement]

Chris D'Amico:
Miranda Swedlow. Who's that, Sal? She one of the whores on your team?
[googles her name and matches her with her face on the poster]

Chris D'Amico:
Night Bitch. All snuggled up to Kick-Ass. Looks like our boy's got a new hot pocket.
Mother Russia:
Want me to kill his dog?
Chris D'Amico:
The dog, Jesus Christ, I'm not that evil. Cut the old man's head off. You guys hungry? I'm starving. Let's go get some pizza.
Mother Russia:
Don't worry, I kill you first.
[wraps legs around Colonel's neck]

Colonel Stars and Stripes:
Justice Forever...
[snaps neck; dies]

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Kick-Ass 2 (2013)

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