Jeff Dunham:
[trying to read "The Night Before Christmas"]
"The stockings were hung by the chimney with care..."
Peanut:
"... and believe me, the room could use some fresh air." Seriously, how the hell did that tradition start?
Jeff Dunham:
What?
Peanut:
Hanging up dirty laundry, hoping Santa would fill them with goodies? Ewwww! I'd like to suck on this candy cane, but it smells like Dad's feet! Good thing the tradition wasn't jockstraps. "Sally, what's in yours?" "Nuts. And Mommy says they're magically delicious!"
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05/03/2025 alle ore 07:13