Boris:
That night, as I was burying bodies, I had another mystical experience. Mercifully, God was on our side. It could have gone a lot worse if he wasn't. It might have rained.
Vladimir Maximovitch:
Grushenko!
Boris:
Vladimir Maximovitch. You're alive.
Vladimir Maximovitch:
No, I'm dead. Look at this hole.
Boris:
Oh, does it hurt?
Vladimir Maximovitch:
I feel nothing.
Boris:
You don't look so bad for a guy who's dead. I think it agrees with you.
Vladimir Maximovitch:
Listen, do me a favor.
Boris:
Anything.
Vladimir Maximovitch:
This engagement ring, I was gonna give it to my girlfriend. A surprise.
Boris:
You want me to give it to her?
Vladimir Maximovitch:
No, what's the point? Take it back to the jeweler's in Smolensk. Vladimir Petroshnik. Tell him I'm dead and get a refund.
Boris:
OK. What did you give him for this?
Vladimir Maximovitch:
100 rubles.
Boris:
For this you gave him 100 rubles?
Vladimir Maximovitch:
This is a diamond with two baguettes...
Boris:
This is insane! I could have gotten you this ring for 50 rubles.
Vladimir Maximovitch:
Never that ring. Never.
Boris:
The exact same ring.
Vladimir Maximovitch:
Anyway. Listen, take the deposit. Go to Kiev.
Boris:
Right.
Vladimir Maximovitch:
Give it to a woman, Natasha Petrovna.
Boris:
Right. OK.
Vladimir Maximovitch:
Get a receipt. Make sure you get a receipt.
Boris:
Why do you need that? You're dead.
Vladimir Maximovitch:
Tax purposes.
Boris:
Oh! Good thinking.
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05/03/2025 alle ore 08:23