Tish:
[Priestly calls Tish]
Beach City Grill. Subs by the inch.
Priestly:
Code blue. Hostile territory. Aborting mission.
Tish:
Who is this?
Priestly:
It's your Renaissance Man. I'm at the store, there's too many enemy tampons. I'm bailing.
Tish:
Alright, stay focused. Describe the situation.
Priestly:
Initial recon appears to be bag or box?
Tish:
Box.
Priestly:
Box. Roger that.
Tish:
Alright, look around chest height. Do you see anything marked regular?
Priestly:
Okay, regular. Uh, here's one but it says slender regular. How can something be both slender and regular? Isn't that mutually exclusive?
Tish:
Priestly...
Priestly:
Unless, of course they're implying in the mysterious underworld of Femboxes that slender is regular.
Tish:
Priestly. Are you done?
Priestly:
Well, what about the Super Pluses?
Tish:
No.
Priestly:
Why not? They sound like better.
Tish:
Don't. They're huge.
Priestly:
I thought you liked huge.
Tish:
This is one area where bigger is not better.
Priestly:
Yeah, well shouldn't you buy all the protection you can get?
[looks at the side of the box]
Priestly:
I mean, it says here it can handle any amount of- Oh my god!
[throw the box in disgust]
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