[Two-word reviews of Denis Leary's movies]
Doctor Dré:
Ice Age.
Ed Lover:
Not "Shrek".
Doctor Dré:
Double Whammy.
Ed Lover:
Triple crappy.
Doctor Dré:
Company Man.
Ed Lover:
You're fired.
Doctor Dré:
Jesus' Son.
Ed Lover:
Holy shit.
Doctor Dré:
The Thomas Crown Affair.
Ed Lover:
Watch original.
Doctor Dré:
True Crime.
Ed Lover:
...against cinema.
Doctor Dré:
A Bug's Life.
Ed Lover:
Call exterminator.
Doctor Dré:
Wide Awake.
Ed Lover:
Not us.
Doctor Dré:
Monument Avenue.
Ed Lover:
Bad title.
Doctor Dré:
Wag the Dog.
Ed Lover:
Dog crap.
Doctor Dré:
The Matchmaker.
Ed Lover:
The Craptaker
Doctor Dré:
Operation: Dumbo Drop.
Ed Lover:
Operation fuckin' boredom.
Doctor Dré:
A classic: "The Ref."
Ed Lover:
Personal foul.
Doctor Dré:
Judgment Night.
Ed Lover:
It sucked.
Doctor Dré:
Demolition Man.
Ed Lover:
Why, Denis?
Doctor Dré:
Who's the Man.
Ed Lover:
Now, that's classic.
Doctor Dré:
The Sandlot.
Ed Lover:
The litterbox.
Doctor Dré:
Loaded Weapon.
Ed Lover:
Loaded diaper.
Doctor Dré:
And ladies and gentlemen, the Oscar-winning performance: "Two If By Sea".
Ed Lover:
Fuck you.
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