Princess Fiona:
[after Shrek and Donkey rescue her]
The battle is won. You may remove your helmet, good Sir Knight.
Shrek:
Uh, no...
Princess Fiona:
Why not?
Shrek:
I... have helmet hair.
Princess Fiona:
Please. I would'st look upon the face of my rescuer.
Shrek:
Oh, no, you wouldn't... tst.
Princess Fiona:
But... how will you kiss me?
Shrek:
[bangs his head]
What? That wasn't in the job description!
The Donkey:
Maybe it's a perk!
Princess Fiona:
No, it's destiny! You must know how it goes! A princess locked in a tower and beset by a dragon is rescued by a brave knight, and then they share true love's first kiss.
The Donkey:
With Shrek? Whoa, whoa, whoa... you think, you think that Shrek is your true love?
Princess Fiona:
Well, yes!
[Shrek and Donkey look at each other and burst into laughter]
Princess Fiona:
What is so funny?
Shrek:
Let's just say, I'm not your type, all right?
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