Tilman Gandy Jr.:
Rev. Tilman Gandy Jr.: And the Lord God looked down on the face of the earth and behold anguish and trouble and the Lord God said "there's nothing down here except burglars, murders, rapists, drug pushers, pimps, gambles. Noah build me an ark." "Yes, lord how do you want it?" "Build it in the fashion that I tell you. Make it as long as a football field." "Got it." "Make it three stories tall." "Got it, anything else Lord?""Yes, I want you to gather all the animals of the earth and bring them in two by two and put them in to the ark..."... Now here come the sinners knockin' on the door. "Hey Noah let us in!" "Sorry can't let you in." "Come on it's me Thomas Richards!" "Yeah open that door its Peter Rogers!" "You see the lord has taken away all evil from me. Your no good. Away you bastard!" The water arose and lifted the ship up. And you know what happened to the people on the earth? They drowned like trapped rats. And where was Noah? On the Ark eating fried chicken, potato salad with pickles and Pepsi-Cola. Look out!
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