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British Librarian:
[inside the British Library]
I now bring to your attention one of the most stunning treasures inside the British Library's entire collection: the Magna Carta.
[the tourists murmur at the stolen Magna Carta display, with The Tornado's calling card left at the scene]

Turin Guide:
[inside the Turin Chapel]
And now, over here, perhaps the most cherished ancient artifact in the Western world: the Shroud of Turin.
[the tourists gasp at the empty display case, with the Tornado's calling card at the scene of the crime]

Japanese Curator:
[inside the Kyoto palace, where the policemen and museum curator arrive at the scene; the curator gasps as The Tornado has left another calling card where the Imperial Sword has been stolen]
The Imperial sword!
Joubert's Secretary:
[at the French government offices in Paris, to Joubert]
Chief Inspector Dreyfus is here to see you.
Joubert:
Chief Inspector.
Dreyfus:
Sir.
Joubert:
I'm sure you know why you're here: the British, the Italians, and the Japanese are assembling an elite squad of their finest detectives, an international Dream Team to track down this... Tornado.
Dreyfus:
And, uh, France will be represented?
Joubert:
Exactly.
Dreyfus:
I am honored, but not surprised. This is the culmination of my career... the moment that I've been waititing for all my life.
Joubert:
No, no, no.
Dreyfus:
Well, not all my life, perhaps...
Joubert:
No, no...
Dreyfus:
No, nevertheless...
Joubert:
They want Clouseau, since he is considered the top detective in the world. We have been asked if Clouseau is available to lead the Dream Team.
Dreyfus:
Clouseau?
Joubert:
Yes, yes.
[Dreyfus remains silent from shock at the mention of Clouseau's name]

Joubert:
Is there something wrong?
Dreyfus:
No, no, not at all. Um, would you mind if I uh, use your bathroom just for a moment?
Joubert:
Certainly.
Dreyfus:
Thank you.
[Dreyfus leaves Joubert's office and enters a bathroom]

Dreyfus:
Clouseau...
[Dreyfus bangs his head on the wall and sink counter in frustration, then pushes the toilet's handle; a moment later, he re-enters Joubert's office]

Dreyfus:
I'm afraid, sir, that Clouseau is currently occupied.
Joubert:
What?
Dreyfus:
I've assigned him to a mission so important for our country, that I fear for our national security if he was taken off it.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
[Clouseau is on parking meter duty in a park near the Eiffel Tower; he takes out a tape measure, and measures the distance between a parked car and the curb]
Clearly a violation, parking ticket.

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