Marek:
Isn't this wonderful? Two hundred deluxe rooms, heated outdoor pool, and a staff of caring professionals.
[pauses]
Marek:
I'm sorry, I'm being rude! My name is Walter Marek, I'm your resident director. Welcome to vacation paradise!
Robbins:
I hope you take plastic.
Marek:
We most certainly do! We elicit all forms of payment here. Now, I've taken the liberty of scheduling a stimulating variety of activities for you here.
Robbins:
[bored]
Shuffleboard?
Marek:
Water sports!
[shoves Robbins over the edge into a net]
Marek:
Now because our activites are so rigoruous, we're very selective about our clientele. So... just to get that ol' heart pumping, we thought: five minutes in the pool with Ralph!
[gestures to huge, menacing thug]
Marek:
Our director of aquatic activities!
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05/03/2025 alle ore 08:43