[the Auditors have just commissioned Lord Downey, Master of the Guild of Assassins, to "inhume" the Hogfather]
Lord Downey:
He would be difficult to find.
Auditor 1:
You will find persons on any street who can tell you his approximate address.
Lord Downey:
Yes, of course, but as you say, they can hardly give a map reference. Even then, how would the... Fat Man be inhumed? A glass of poisoned sherry, perhaps?
Auditor 1:
You misunderstand the nature of employment.
Lord Downey:
How do I misunderstand you exactly?
Auditor 1:
We pay. You find the ways and means.
Lord Downey:
How can I contact you?
Auditor 1:
[ominously]
We will contact you. We know where you are. We know where *everyone* is.
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05/03/2025 alle ore 07:34