The Crypt Keeper:
[in a fake Jamaican accent]
Oh, what up my people? Welcome to Jamaica man! This is your old bosom bloody the Cryptkeeper.
Hot Girl:
Nice hair.
The Crypt Keeper:
Aint they cool? On me they call these "deadlocks".
[Cackles]
The Crypt Keeper:
Woah! One of the things I love about Jamaica is the eye popping honeys. Of course, I'd prefer them with a little less meat on their bones, or better yet, just bones
[Cackles. A woman brings him a drink with a shrunken head in it]
The Crypt Keeper:
T'anks but that's not what I be meanin when I say I want a little head.
[Cackles]
The Crypt Keeper:
Anyway, mon, I just wrapped my new movie here in Jamaica, where they dance, smoke grass and all the nice girls be in the voodoo trance. What a place to work. You've got mangos, papayas,
[Focus in on a woman's breasts]
The Crypt Keeper:
tourists and they're all so delicous.
[Cackles]
The Crypt Keeper:
So enough of the jabberin'
[We focus in on a woman lying on her back. She's slowly taking off her bra]
The Crypt Keeper:
Our movie awaits... oy! So sit back and relaxe kiddies, and don't worry, be happy! The beast is yet to come! Hahahahahahaha!
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