Jeff Portnoy:
Hey, look, man. I got something to tell ya.
Kevin Sandusky:
Okay.
Jeff Portnoy:
You know those jelly beans I was eating? Well, they weren't jelly beans. Kay? They were drugs.
Kevin Sandusky:
[sarcastic]
Really?
Jeff Portnoy:
I get down there near the mother load, I am done. I'm jonesing bad, man. I'm gonna fucking do all the heroin in the fucking world!
[twitching]
Jeff Portnoy:
If you guys wanna make it through this thing, you gotta strap me to a tree!
[grabs him]
Kevin Sandusky:
Uh, are you... are you serious?
Jeff Portnoy:
Yeah, I'm serious. Literally, a tree. And no matter what, you can't fucking untie me until it is done. Until it is out of my system. I'm gonna say "Hey, man, I'm cool. It's cool, I'm fine. I'm finally better, I'm finally better. Untie me." DON'T LISTEN TO ME! Anything I fucking say is a LIE!
Kevin Sandusky:
You got it.
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