Randal Graves:
You know who I can do without? I can do without the people in the video store.
Dante Hicks:
Which ones?
Randal Graves:
All of them.
[a series of vignettes]
Bed Wetting Dad:
What would you get for a six-year-old boy who chronically wets his bed?
Video Confusion Customer:
So, do you have any new movies in?
[zoom out to see a huge sign that says "Brand New Movies" directly above her]
Low I.Q. Video Customer:
Do you have that one with that guy who was in that movie that was out last year?
Randal Graves:
They never rent quality flicks. They always pick the most intellectually devoid movies on the racks.
Low I.Q. Video Customer:
OOOOH! NAVY SEALS!
Randal Graves:
It's like in order to join, they have to have an I.Q. less than their shoe size.
Dante Hicks:
You think you get stupid questions? You should hear the barrage of stupid questions I get.
[more vignettes]
Cold Coffee Lover:
What do mean there's no ice? You mean I gotta drink this coffee hot?
Candy Confusion Customer:
So how much is this thing anyway?
[zoom out to see a huge "99¢" sign behind her]
Hubcap Searching Customer:
Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback? Ooh, Mini-Trucker Magazine!
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