IPPA Computer:
Welcome to the Identity Processsing Program of Uhmerica! Please insert your forearm into the forearm receptacle!
[Joe inserts his arm]
IPPA Computer:
Thank you! Please speak your name as it appears on your current federal identity card, document G24L8!
Pvt. Joe Bowers:
I'm not sure if...
IPPA Computer:
You have entered the name "Not Sure." Is this correct, Not Sure?
Pvt. Joe Bowers:
No, it's not correct...
IPPA Computer:
Thank you! "Not" is correct. Is "Sure" correct?
Pvt. Joe Bowers:
No, it's not, my name is Joe...
IPPA Computer:
You have already confirmed your first name is "Not." Please confirm your last name, "Sure."
Pvt. Joe Bowers:
My last name is not "Sure!"
IPPA Computer:
Thank you, Not Sure!
Pvt. Joe Bowers:
No, what I mean is my name is Joe...
IPPA Computer:
Confirmation is complete. Please wait while I tattoo your new identity on your arm!
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05/03/2025 alle ore 09:07