Dante Hicks:
You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie.
Randal Graves:
[reading a magazine]
You know how much money the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?
Dante Hicks:
What's a jizz-mopper?
Randal Graves:
He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booths after each guy jerks off.
Dante Hicks:
Nudie booth?
Randal Graves:
Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth?
Dante Hicks:
Guess not.
Randal Graves:
Oh man, it's great. You go into this booth and there's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks.
Dante Hicks:
What kind of a show?
[Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll of paper towels]

Randal Graves:
Think of the weirdest, craziest shit you'd like to see chicks do. I mean, these chicks do it all. They insert things into any opening on their body - *any* opening.
Dante Hicks:
Can we not talk about this now?
Randal Graves:
The jizz-mopper's job is to clean it up after each guy shoots a load, 'cause practically everybody does it right on the window. I don't know if you know this or not, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.
Offended Customer:
I will never come to this place again!
Dante Hicks:
Excuse me?
Offended Customer:
Using filthy language in front of the customers, you both should be fired!
Dante Hicks:
Oh, I-I'm sorry, I-I guess we kinda got carried away.
Offended Customer:
Well, I-I don't know if sorry can make up for it. You've highly offended me.
Randal Graves:
Well, if you thinks that's offensive, check this out!
[Shows him graphic picture from porn mag]

Randal Graves:
I think you can see her kidneys!

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Clerks - Commessi (1994)

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