Dr. Dolittle:
Alright, Archie, I'm not playing anymore. I want you to come out of there right now, you big coward!
Archie:
Uh, excuse me, but who are you calling a coward?
[comes out of the cave]
Dr. Dolittle:
You! I'm calling you a coward! You're a big coward for quitting like this!
Archie:
Well, it's hard.
Dr. Dolittle:
You wanna know what hard is, Archie? My wife is mad at me, my daughter's mad at me, and I'm spending my vacation with a pizza boy who greets me by saying "Hey, Dr. D, what's up?" Now I'm listening to a big furry baby saying that he wants to quit 'cause it's too hard!
Archie:
Well, Ava laughed at me.
Dr. Dolittle:
Oh, boo hoo! Ava laughed at me! I love her and I need her and she laughed at me! You know what? You don't even deserve Ava! Why would she want to spend her life with a coward like you?
[pokes Archie on the nose]
Archie:
Hey, don't poke the bear, buddy.
Dr. Dolittle:
Oh, I didn't poke a bear, 'cause if I poked a bear, a bear would be mauling me, so I don't know what I poked, but it sure as hell ain't no bear!
[pokes Archie again]
Archie:
Hey, I'm warning you.
Dr. Dolittle:
Yeah, and I'm poking you!
[continues poking]
Archie:
Stop it.
Dr. Dolittle:
Alright, poke, poke, poke!
Archie:
Alright, that's it.
[pushes Dolittle over the edge]
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