Bullhorn:
Man, you guys ain't had no waffles like these. These waffles are so good, they're like they come from down South. These buttery motherfuckers will melt in your mouth. Man you ain't had no waffles...
Black Dynamite:
Wait! Bullhorn, what did you just say? You said, 'Melts in your mouth'. Quick...
[erases the restaurant menu blackboard]

Black Dynamite:
What else melts in your mouth?
Cream Corn:
M&M's!
Black Dynamite:
Exactly. And not in your hands. And who makes M&M's?
Militant #3:
Mars Candy Company make it. Yeah, yeah.
Black Dynamite:
And Mars is also...
Saheed:
The Roman God of War.
Black Dynamite:
Who is the Greek God of War?
Militant 2:
Ares.
Black Dynamite:
Now, you take Mars and spell it backwards, drop the S.
Cream Corn:
Ram. That's right. And ram is the zodialogical sign for Aries. Oh! Now dig. Ares' half-sister is Athena.
Black Dynamite:
Now you're getting it.
Cream Corn:
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Athena, Athens.
Saheed:
Which is the capital of Greece.
Black Dynamite:
And as we all know, zodialogical astronomy was created by the Greeks in...
Cream Corn, Saheed, Militant 2, Militant #3:
785 B.C.
Militant 2:
And 785 is the area code to Topeka. Oh, my God. 785 is the area code to Topeka, Kansas!
Bullhorn, Cream Corn, Saheed, Militant 2, Militant #3:
Code Kansas!
Black Dynamite:
Now take that, spell it backwards and drop the S.
Militant #3:
Snake doc. Snake doctor, yeah!
Black Dynamite:
Yes. And brothers, who is the Greek Demigod of Medicine who believed that snakes' tongues had mystical healing powers?
Cream Corn:
Aesculapius, of course. He had a staff with snakes intertwining all around that bitch. They called it Aesculapius' staff. It's a symbol the medical field uses to this day.
Black Dynamite:
Now, what legend involving snakes is in both Greek and Roman mythology? Now, come on. It involves Aesculapius' own father.
Woman at table:
Apollo.
Black Dynamite:
Yeah. Thanks, lady.

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Black Dynamite (2009)

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