Andy Stitzer:
You guys, she's picking me up in an hour.
David:
Oh, drag, dude.
Cal:
She's picking you up from here?
Andy Stitzer:
Yeah.
Cal:
That's fucked up, man.
Andy Stitzer:
Why?
Cal:
Why? Seriously. I mean, look at this place, man. You gotta see this through the eyes of a woman, you know? What is she going to think when she comes in here? Look. He's got a billion toys.
Andy Stitzer:
So what?
Cal:
And more video games than a teenaged Asian kid.
Andy Stitzer:
Okay.
Cal:
[Pointing to an action figure on a shelf]
Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss?
Andy Stitzer:
That's Oscar Goldman.
Cal:
Why do you have that?
Andy Stitzer:
That's worth a lot of money. That's much more valuable than Steve Austin.
Cal:
Well, that may be the case. But none of this shit is sexy, okay?
Andy Stitzer:
I'm not trying to be sexy, man.
Cal:
[Pointing to a framed poster]
I mean, seriously, Asia? You framed an Asia poster? How hard did the people at the frame store laugh when you brought this in?
Andy Stitzer:
They did not laugh at me.
David:
Know why you're gay? Because you like Asia.
Andy Stitzer:
You guys cool it with the gay. You know, she's on her way over here, okay?
Cal:
First, you relax, okay?
Andy Stitzer:
Just stop calming me down and tell me what I should do.
Cal:
Okay, we just take everything that's embarrassing and we move it out of here so it doesn't look like you live in Neverland Ranch.
[Trish shows up at Andy's door and the entire apartment looks abandoned]
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