[Evan is driving to work]
Evan Baxter:
I am successful, I am powerful, I am handsome, and I am happy. Sucessful, powerful, handsome-
[Looks into rearview, and sees God in the back seat, having just appeared out of nowhere]
Evan Baxter:
AAGGGHHHHH! AAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
God:
[smiling]
Let it out, son. It's the beginning of wisdom.
Evan Baxter:
How did you get in here? D'ah! I'm calling the cops.
God:
No wait. Look-look-look. There's one right there.
[Points to a motorcycle cop on the shoulder. Evan rolls down his window]
Evan Baxter:
Officer! Officer! Carjacker, carjacker in the car! Carjacker in the car!
[the officer turns his head, revealing that he is God]
Officer "God":
Careful pulling out. Pedestrian in the crosswalk.
[Evan turns around. God has vanished from there. He looks and sees God crossing the street, and in the car behind him, honking for him to move]
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