Gilbert Gottfried:
[speaking as Denis's Irish Wolfhound, Clancy]
Hi, I'm one of Denis's Wolfhounds. I'm on my way to the veterenarian's office. You see, I had a chance to watch Denis perform, but I figured I'd have alot more fun having my balls cut off!
[rim shot]

Gilbert Gottfried:
You know, I've been Denis's dog for 12 years, and he loves me cuz I'm Irish, and I love him cuz he smells like dog ass!
[rim shot]

Gilbert Gottfried:
Now, Denis used to paper train me with his movie scripts. That way, I had a chance to shit on them before the critics did!
[rim shot]

Gilbert Gottfried:
You know when I look up at Denis, I see Willem Dafoe without the talent. I see an ugly Bryan Adams. I see Sting with AIDS. You know, if you want to enjoy your Denis Leary comedy album, do what I do every morning - get out your copy, and take a gigantic dump on it!
[rim shot]

Gilbert Gottfried:
As Denis's pet, I get to see a side of him that most of you never do - Denis the devoted father, Denis the family man, and of course - Denis the Jew Hater! Well Denis, I'm going to have my balls cut off. But don't worry about it, you can still lick my asshole!

Film

Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary (2003)

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