Bender:
How does one become a janitor?
Carl:
You wanna be a janitor?
Bender:
No, I just want to know how one becomes a janitor. Because Andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts.
Carl:
Oh really? You guys think I'm just some untouchable peasant? Serf? Peon? Well, maybe so. But following a broom around after shitheads like you for the last 8 years, I've learned a couple of things. I look through your letters. I look through your lockers. I listen to your conversations, you don't know that but I do. I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends.
[Carl looks up at the clock and looks at his watch]
Carl:
By the way, that clock's 20 minutes fast.
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05/03/2025 alle ore 07:26