Buddy Evans:
[looking at Ms. Werner's teeth]
What are those?
Ms. Werner:
What are what?
Buddy Evans:
Those things on your teeth.
Ms. Werner:
[lisping]
They're braces.
Buddy Evans:
[imitates lisp]
I know they're braces. But do you have to wear them?
Ms. Werner:
No, they're the latest in costume jewelry. Of course I have to wear them.
Buddy Evans:
I see. Well, it's just that I don't want my son to look like Jaws 2.
Ms. Werner:
Well, he could end up with your forehead.
Buddy Evans:
What's wrong with my forehead?
Ms. Werner:
Look at those lines.
Buddy Evans:
What lines?
Ms. Werner:
Looks like it's suffering from erosion.
Buddy Evans:
As long as we're talking about looks, your nose isn't exactly classic.
Ms. Werner:
Has anyone ever suggested that you plant corn in your eyebrows?
Buddy Evans:
My eyebrows are fine.
Ms. Werner:
Sure, if you're into wildlife.
Buddy Evans:
That's very amusing.
Ms. Werner:
Thank you.
Buddy Evans:
As long as we're talking about hair, about that "mat" on your head.
Ms. Werner:
What about it?
Buddy Evans:
Well, do you shampoo it or do you have it crop-dusted?
[chuckles]

Ms. Werner:
[stepping out of Buddy's office angrily]
That is the rudest man I have ever met.
Laurie:
Please, forgive him. This is very important to him.
Ms. Werner:
[voice breaking]
I can understand about my braces, but there is nothing wrong with my nose.
Laurie:
It's a terrific nose.

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Paternity (1981)

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