Announcer:
We are now interrupting this broadcast for an official government announcement. An enemy missile attack has been launched against this country. It is estimated that the missiles will arrive in approximately three minutes. Three minutes...
Jim:
God almighty, Ducks! There's only three minutes to go!
Hilda:
Oh dear! I'll just get the wash in.
Jim:
[panicked]
COME BACK YOU STUPID BITCH, AND GET IN THE SHELTER!
Hilda:
How dare you talk to me like that, James!
Jim:
Shut up and get in!
Hilda:
There's no need to forget your manners just because there's a war on.
Jim:
Shut up, I'm trying to listen!
Announcer:
Take shelter immediately...
[an air raid siren sounds throughout the countryside]
Hilda:
I've never heard such language in all my life.
[Jim grabs Hilda and runs with her to the shelter]
Jim:
For God's sake, shut up!
Hilda:
Oh dear! I've left the oven on...
Jim:
[forces her in]
GET IN! GET IN! GET IN!
Hilda:
The cake will be burned!
Announcer:
Lie down. Keep away from windows. Cover your head and eyes. Do not look at the sky or through windows. Take shelter immediately. Repeat: stay indoors. Do not leave your home.
[the missiles arrive]
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