Statler:
[the door opens, Statler, Waldorf, Uncle Deadly, Bobo the Bear, and Tex Richman enter the room]
There, now this here is Kermit the Frog's old office.
Waldorf:
Or so we've been 'toad'.
[Statler and Waldorf chuckle]

Tex Richman:
Well, as you know, gentlemen, I've loved the Muppets since I was a boy.
Uncle Deadly, Bobo:
Mm-hmm.
Tex Richman:
And what better way to honor the Muppets than to make this beautiful studio a Muppet museum.
[Walter gasps while hiding underneath a table]

Tex Richman:
I think I'll call this room the "Kermit the Frog's Old Office Room".
Uncle Deadly:
Oh, good one, Mr. Richman.
Bobo:
Oh, that is lovely.
Waldorf:
Now, ahem, this here is the standard "Rich and Famous" contract Kermit signed 30 years ago that contains...
Tex Richman:
The deed to this property.
Waldorf:
Exactly.
Waldorf:
Now, this contract is 100 percent iron-clad, with one minor exception: if the Muppets can raise the $10 million it would cost to buy the building before this contract expires, then they get their studio back.
Statler:
You know, if I didn't know better, I'd say you were reciting some sort of an important plot point.
Waldorf:
Well, I hope so; otherwise I just bored the audience half to death.
Statler:
You mean half the audience is still alive?
[Statler and Waldorf chuckle]

Waldorf:
It's nice doing business with you.
Statler:
Yes, sir. Come on.
Waldorf:
Good-bye.
Bobo:
[to Uncle Deadly]
I love geriatric humor.

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I Muppet (2011)

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