[Ben and Pete are tripping on mushrooms in their hotel room. Ben watches "Cheaper by the Dozen" while Pete arranges chairs]
Ben Stone:
This isn't funny. Guy has 12 kids? That's not funny, that's... this is sick. This is a sick movie. That's a lotta responsibility to be joking about, that's not funny. I gotta turn this off, it's freakin' me out.
Pete:
There are five different types of chairs in this hotel room.
Ben Stone:
Holy fuck, what are they all doing in here?
Pete:
These are five different types of chairs.
Ben Stone:
Get 'em outta here, man. This is too many chairs for one room.
Pete:
There's a guy that works for this hotel, his whole job is to find chairs. Look at this one. Look at it, it's gold and red and it's kinda shiny? Shiny thread? Unbelievable. It is beautif - and it feels amazing.
Ben Stone:
The tall one's gawking at me, and the short one's being very droll. I don't like them.
Pete:
[sits down on the chair]
Oh, wow!
Ben Stone:
It's weird that chairs even exist when you're not sitting on them.
Pete:
[sitting with his feet in the air]
I'm up high. I'm really high up.
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