[Bela Lugosi answers the door on Halloween night wearing his Dracula costume]
Children:
Trick or treat!
[At the sight of Dracula, all but one little boy scream and run away]
Bela Lugosi:
Aren't you scared, little boy? I'm going to drink your blood!
Trick-or-Treating Kid:
You're not a real vampire. Those teeth don't frighten me.
[Bela looks puzzled. Ed Wood appears next to him in the doorway]
Edward D. Wood, Jr.:
How 'bout these?
[Pulls out his entire row of front teeth]
Edward D. Wood, Jr.:
[Little boy screams and runs away]
Bela Lugosi:
Hey... How d'you do that?
Edward D. Wood, Jr.:
Dentures!
[Holds them up]
Edward D. Wood, Jr.:
Lost my pearlies in the war!
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