Jeff Dunham:
[reading 'The Night Before Christmas']
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house...
Peanut:
Why is it always a house?
Jeff Dunham:
What?
Peanut:
There's kids who live in apartments.
[the pitch of his voice rising as he talks]

Peanut:
How does Santa Claus get to the kids apartments, Uncle Jeffy?
[normally]

Peanut:
They have to buzz his ass in.
[laughter and applause]

Peanut:
[imitating a buzzer]
Ehh ehh! Santa Claus!
Jeff Dunham:
...and all through the apartments, not a creature was stirring...
Peanut:
Except for the assholes in 2B.
[laughter]

Peanut:
They're drunk and hitting each other with menorahs. Oy vey. That's Jewish for "holy shit".
[audience laughter, while Guitar Guy tries to keep a straight face]

Peanut:
Nothing funnier than throwing in a couple of "holy shits" in the middle of "The Night Before Christmas", huh?

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Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special (2008)

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