Police Inspector Hennessey:
[to the Professor]
Why don't you go home?
Signor Emanuel Ravelli:
He's got no home.
Police Inspector Hennessey:
Go home and stay home.
[Claps the Professor on the shoulder]
Police Inspector Hennessey:
Your poor old mother sits there...
[silverware begins falling from the Professor's sleeve]
Police Inspector Hennessey:
Sits there, night after --
[more silverware falls]
Police Inspector Hennessey:
night after night --
[more silverware falls]
Police Inspector Hennessey:
waiting to hear your steps on the stairs.
Signor Emanuel Ravelli:
Ain't got no stairs.
Police Inspector Hennessey:
And I can see a little light burning in --
[more silverware falls]
Police Inspector Hennessey:
burning in the window.
Captain Geoffrey T. Spaulding:
No you can't, the gas company turned it off.
Police Inspector Hennessey:
What I'm telling you is for your own good.
[more silverware falls]
Police Inspector Hennessey:
And if you listen to me --
[more silverware falls]
Police Inspector Hennessey:
you can't go wrong...
[a massive amount of silverware falls at once with a huge crash]
Captain Geoffrey T. Spaulding:
This may go on for years.
Police Inspector Hennessey:
Now, there's just one thing --
[still more silverware falls]
Captain Geoffrey T. Spaulding:
I can't understand what's delaying that coffee pot.
[the Professor moves his arm, and a coffee pot falls from his sleeve]
Captain Geoffrey T. Spaulding:
Where's the cream?
Police Inspector Hennessey:
[indignant]
Well, you certainly surprised me!
Captain Geoffrey T. Spaulding:
Me too, I thought he had more than that.
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05/03/2025 alle ore 09:06