Dusty Mayron:
So the King raised his mighty sword and rained steel down upon the Step King.
Brad Whitaker:
But the Step King blocked it with his shield. And swung his cat o'nine tails into the King's smug face.
Dusty Mayron:
Which the King easily brushed aside like the feather of a gull. And then the King did counter with a barrage of slashes and thrusts so fast and precise the Step King had no way to party.
Megan, Dylan:
Yay!
Dusty Mayron:
But he did. He did. He parried all of them. Easily. It was no big deal.
Megan, Dylan:
Aww.
Brad Whitaker:
Then he grabbed the King's sword right out of his hand and smashed it over his knee.
Megan, Dylan:
Boo!
Dusty Mayron:
That's when the King pulled out a pump-action Mossberg shotgun!
Brad Whitaker:
Which is completely anachronistic. So if we're gonna be doing any time period, then the Step King just happened to be wearing Kevlar body armor.
Dusty Mayron:
Concussion grenade!
Brad Whitaker:
Hand grenade.
Dusty Mayron:
Rocket launcher.
Brad Whitaker:
Missile launcher.
Dusty Mayron:
Air strike.
Brad Whitaker:
Nuclear strike.
Dusty Mayron:
Black hole.
Brad Whitaker:
God.
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