[Banner and Rocket enter Thor's house]

Rocket:
What the...?
[Rocket sniffs around]

Rocket:
Whew! Something died in here!
Bruce Banner:
Hello? Thor?
Thor:
Are you here about the cable? The Cinemax went out two weeks ago, and the sports are all fuzzy and, uh, whatnot.
Bruce Banner:
Thor?
[Thor grabs a beer and turns around. Banner is shocked at how much weight Thor put on]

Thor:
Boys! Oh my God!
[Thor hugs Banner]

Thor:
Oh my God, it's so good to see you!
[Thor looks at Rocket before smothering him]

Thor:
Come here, cuddly little rascal.
Rocket:
Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm good. That's not necessary.
Thor:
Hulk, you know my friends Miek and Korg, right?
Korg:
Hey, boys!
Bruce Banner:
Hey guys. Long time no see.
Korg:
Beer's in the bucket. Feel free to log on to the wi-fi. No password, obviously.
[pause, then Korg points at the TV]

Korg:
Thor, he's back. That kid on the TV just called me a dickhead again.
[Miek throws a pizza slice at the TV]

Thor:
Noobmaster.
Korg:
Yeah, Noobmaster69 called me a dickhead.
Thor:
I am sick of this.
[Thor grabs Korg's headset]

Thor:
Noobmaster, hey, it's Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder. Listen, bud, if you don't log off this game immediately, I am gonna fly over to your house, come down to that basement you're hiding in, rip off your arms, and shove them up your butt! Oh, that's right? Yes. Go cry to your father, you little weasel.
[Thor hands the headset back to Korg]

Korg:
Thank you, Thor.
Thor:
Let me know if he bothers you again, okay?
Korg:
Thank you very much. I will.

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Avengers: Endgame (2019)

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