Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld è un comico newyorkese dalla personalità nevrotica. Nelle vicende quotidiane, è accompagnato dall'amico George Costanza, sempre sull'orlo della bancarotta e un disastro con le donne, il bizzarro vicino Cosmo Kramer ed Elaine, ex fidanzata di Jerry e sua migliore amica.
Creato da: Larry David | Jerry Seinfeld |
Genere: Commedia |
https://www.sonypictures.com/tv/seinfeld
Numero di stagioni: 9
Numero di episodi: 180
Data prima messa in onda: 1989-07-05
Data ultima messa in onda: 1998-05-14

Approfondimenti

The building used for the exterior shots where Elaine works is 600 Madison Avenue in Manhattan, betw [...]	D
During the original airing of the finale, MTV aired original cartoons that were specially timed to f [...]	D
An episode titled "The Bet," in which Elaine buys a gun from Kramer's friend, was written for season [...]	D
In a list appearing in Spectrum Magazine issue #22, dated April 2000 of the best television series o [...]	D
George references the Home Alone film franchise in season four, episode twenty, "The Junior Mint". N [...]	D
Director Tom Cherones and writer Larry Charles left the show after season five.	D
When the final episode aired on May 14, 1998, the TV Land network honored the occasion by airing no [...]	D
Kevin Dunn, Jerry's "self-involved", obnoxious friend Joel in season one, episode three, "Male Unbon [...]	D
Elaine Pope was the first female writer on this show to have a script turned into a proper episode: [...]	D
Initially, there wasn't a bedroom set for Jerry's apartment. One was made for the second season. Thi [...]	D
In season eight, episode twelve, "The Money", Jerry's (Jerry Seinfeld's) parents explain why they wa [...]	D
Lauren Bowles, who appeared on nine episodes in small roles (usually as a waitress), is the half-sis [...]	D
Although Jerry's cousin Jeffrey was mentioned several times throughout the series (always by Uncle L [...]	D
Season eight, episode twenty-two, "The Summer of George" was inspired by true events. Writer Alec Be [...]	D
The first time Elaine's catchphrase of "get out" was introduced was in season two, episode five, "Th [...]	D
Patrick Warburton was unable to play his recurring role of David Puddy in the seventh and eighth sea [...]	D
In the first episode, "Good News, Bad News", the first conversation was between George Costanza and [...]	D
Bob Sacamano is a fictional friend of Cosmo Kramer. He was never seen, but was the source of many bi [...]	D
After the Seinfeld finale, The following Fall Season "Frasier" took Seinfeld's slot on Thursday nigh [...]	D
Though George (Jason Alexander) had moments of romantic and/or sexual interest in Elaine, Elaine (Ju [...]	D
Before becoming a writer for television, Larry Charles was a stand-up comedian and also worked with [...]	D
Though Larry David played George Steinbrenner, the actual George M. Steinbrenner III was filmed play [...]	D
In episode 9.15, Seinfeld: The Wizard (1998), in which Kramer (Michael Richards) options his coffee [...]	D
Jerry has a copy of the computer game Red Baron (1990) next to his Mac.	D
As Jerry is a huge Superman fan, and in almost every Seinfeld episode, there is some reference to Su [...]	D
Jerry's girlfriend's infamous "man hands" in season eight, episode three, "The Bizarro Jerry", were [...]	D
Larry David famously instituted a policy of "no hugging, no learning," meaning that the show must av [...]	D
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) is the only character to appear in every episode. Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus [...]	D
Larry Miller, a stand-up comedian, as well as a close friend of Jerry Seinfeld, was considered for t [...]	D
Jason Alexander has stated that, in addition to Larry David, his performance as George was also insp [...]	D
Matt Drudge worked for three years in the early 1990s at the CBS Studio Center merchandise store, wh [...]	D
Co-creator Larry David was given a $20,000 bonus by Castle Rock Entertainment and was promoted to ex [...]	D
Sir Paul McCartney was a massive fan of this show and wanted to appear in an episode. For unknown re [...]	D
Carol Leifer was a writer and producer on this show. Leifer and Jerry Seinfeld dated prior to this s [...]	D
As Larry David states on the DVD, the character of Elaine's father, the gruff war vet and author Alt [...]	D
Ranked number eleven on Empire Magazine's 50 Greatest TV Shows Of All Time (2008).	D
Elaine Benes jokes about hiring someone to "rub out" some cats because of her allergic reaction to t [...]	D
Estelle Harris, Rae Allen and Liz Sheridan all died within 2 weeks of each other. Harris died on Apr [...]	D
Only one consistent trait of Cosmo Kramer remained after the pilot. His constant appearances in Jerr [...]	D
Throughout the run of the series, Kramer rarely said "Yes". Nearly all of his positive responses are [...]	D
New York is Jerry's actual Hometown.	D
Although Jerry used Apple computers throughout the series, he had various IBM-PC Microsoft office pr [...]	D
Jane Leeves initially auditioned for the role of Rava, a chain-smoking Finnish author in season two, [...]	D
Beginning in the third season, the Seinfeld logo changed slightly each season. Season eight had a bl [...]	D
Episode 2.2, Seinfeld: The Pony Remark (1991), provides the first sign of evidence of Kramer's (Mich [...]	D
One of only three series in American history to rank number one in the ratings for its entire final [...]	D
During the entire series run, Kramer's source of regular income was never revealed.	D
Kramer's (Michael Richards') famous "I'm out of the contest!" moment was his one hundredth entrance [...]	D
Morty Seinfeld (Jerry's father) was originally played by Philip Bruns for one episode, then by Barne [...]	D
Michael Richards and Larry David worked together on Fridays (1980).	D
Larry David and his entertainment lawyer had a bet over a friendly game of golf. David's victory all [...]	D
Season three, episode seven, "The Café", was the first episode to have applause by the studio aud [...]	D
Jerry Seinfeld said that he credits the phrase "These pretzels are making me thirsty" from season th [...]	D
Tony Shalhoub auditioned for the role of Cosmo Kramer, and many years later, Michael Richards was co [...]	D
As for acting Emmys, Michael Richards and Julia Louis-Dreyfus won awards, while nominations went to [...]	D
Episode 4.16, Seinfeld: The Shoes (1993), saw Seinfeld move from its regular Wednesday time slot to [...]	D
Before he was cast as Newman, Wayne Knight auditioned for the role of George.	D
In early versions of the pilot script, George was originally written as a fellow stand-up comedian n [...]	D
We find out in season three, episode four, "The Dog", that Elaine Benes has lived in New York City s [...]	D
Throughout this show, Jerry dated three actresses who appeared in Desperate Housewives - I segreti d [...]	D
Over the course of the entire series, Cosmo Kramer entered Jerry's apartment almost four hundred tim [...]	D
Any time Kramer supports "anti-authority" views, that's the work of Larry Charles, who believes in t [...]	D
Michael Richards is the only one out of the four cast members who is not Jewish.	D
Brian George, Armin Shimerman, Sab Shimono, and Timothy Stack appeared in Blind Date (1987).	D
The pilot episode, "Good News, Bad News" is also known as "The Seinfeld Chronicles". NBC requested t [...]	D
In season four, episode six, "The Watch", Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) was asked by Joe Davola [...]	D
Bob Balaban played an NBC network executive who approved a sitcom pilot to be called "Jerry". Balaba [...]	D
The restaurant exterior belongs to Tom's Restaurant, which is the same restaurant that was immortali [...]	D
A running gag in the show is that Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) can't act. This was actually a real concern [...]	D
George never gives Susan an engagement ring during their entire engagement. Susan mentions going rin [...]	D
The characters of Elaine Benes and Cosmo Kramer are not Jewish, but in real life, Julia Louis-Dreyfu [...]	D
Jerry's apartment number switches from 411 to 3A to 5A. In earlier episodes, where the whole exterio [...]	D
Kramer entering Jerry's apartment in The Contest to tell him he is out was the 100th time Kramer ent [...]	D
In one of the episodes, Jerry is walking down the street with one of his buddies, and in the backgro [...]	D
The first DVD releases of this show on November 23, 2004 were the first DVDs to be released under Co [...]	D
Signs in Frank's (Jerry Stiller's) billiard room include: If they don't have a pool hall in heaven, [...]	D
In season eight, episode three, "The Bizarro Jerry", during the scene in Kevin's (Tim DeKay's) apart [...]	D
Newman was the only major character known by just one name.	D
Bill Erwin, who played Sid in season four, episode eighteen, "The Old Man", and season four, episode [...]	D
In season three, episode six, "The Parking Garage", George was leaning up against a car with the lic [...]	D
Writer David Mandel described writing an episode as "the modern equivalent of a Shakespeare sonnet."	D
It was originally planned for Elaine Benes to be an eye doctor.	D
The first episode, "Good News, Bad News," was watched by nearly eleven percent of American household [...]	D
As Kramer (Michael Richards) became more popular, his entrance applause grew so prolonged that the c [...]	D
One of the few long-running television roles for Jerry Stiller in which his wife and comedy partner [...]	D
The apartment used for exterior shots of 129 West 81st Street, New York City, New York, is not actua [...]	D
Steve Vinovich, Larry Hankin, and Tony Shalhoub were considered for the role of Cosmo Kramer. Hankin [...]	D
Several movies can be seen on Jerry's stereo shelf, including La bambola assassina 2 (1990) and Fusi [...]	D
Phil Morris' portrayal of Jackie Chiles was based on lawyer Johnnie L. Cochran, Jr. Cochran was a hu [...]	D
Before the show was set to air, Jerry Seinfeld asked Jason Alexander what he thought their chances f [...]	D
In a season three episode, George can be seen wearing a baseball shirt that says "Broadway Bound". J [...]	D
When Jerry Said on stage when He was telling Jokes, the show Wasn't about Anything. Basically it was [...]	D
Julia Louis-Dreyfus wanted Mary Tyler Moore to play Elaine Benes' mother.	D
In Jerry's apartment, he has a picture on the wall of a black Porsche 911 catching air going over a [...]	D
Jerry tells a polygraph examiner that his address is 129 West 81st Street.	D
For the majority of this show, Jerry's apartment number was 5A (and was shown at least once as 3A). [...]	D
Jerry Stiller played George's dad. Ben Stiller (Jerry's real-life son) is married to Christine Taylo [...]	D
Disc one of the box set contains a couple of errors in the Notes About Seinfeld feature. In season o [...]	D
Fran Drescher was considered for the role of Elaine.	D
Jerry Seinfeld turned down an offer from NBC that would have made him $110 million for a tenth seaso [...]	D
A picture of Jerry Seinfeld's father can be seen on the wall next to his apartment door.	D
Larry David was very adamant that every character of the lead quartet had a storyline in each episod [...]	D
This show won an Emmy for Best Comedy Series only once in its nine-year run.	D
Since her appearance on this show, Athena Massey, who played Jerry's pea-picking girlfriend in seaso [...]	D
In his autobiography, Paul Shaffer claimed to have turned down the role of George Costanza. He was o [...]	D
During the first season, despite being a Mets fan, a Yankees cap can be seen on Jerry's bookcase.	D
Doris Roberts, from Tutti amano Raymond (1996), was considered for the role of Jerry's mother.	D
When Jerry Seinfeld performed his series of "I'm Telling You For The Last Time" concerts at the Bens [...]	D
Elaine Benes was named after Terry Benes, a friend of Larry David.	D
Aside from the four stars, Liz Sheridan (Helen) is the only recurring cast member to make at least o [...]	D
Jerry Seinfeld drew some of his material from Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy, but has always maintaine [...]	D
The Soup Nazi (Larry Thomas) was based on the actual owner, Al Yeganeh, of a take-out soup business [...]	D
There are two errors in the end credits of two season three episodes. In season three, episode one, [...]	D
In the series finale, Cosmo Kramer suggests that he, George Costanza, Elaine Benes, and Jerry Seinfe [...]	D
Jerry's (Jerry Seinfeld's) apartment number is 5A. Cosmo Kramer's (Michael Richards') apartment numb [...]	D
Kramer's first name was originally going to be "Conrad". This was planned to be revealed in a season [...]	D
Barney Martin has said he heard from several fans of the series who were Jewish commenting on how hi [...]	D
It was originally intended that Elaine's (Julia Louis-Dreyfus') formidable father, famous author Alt [...]	D
John O'Hurley (Peterman) recalls attending a friend's 40th birthday party and being recognized at th [...]	D
Richard Herd, who played Mr Wilhelm, George's boss when he worked for the Yankees, was actually a fa [...]	D
Elaine's middle name is Marie. George's middle name is Louis. Jerry's real first name is Jerome, and [...]	D
The funky slap 'bass guitar' riffs heard between scenes were generated on a keyboard synth by compos [...]	D
Estelle Harris and Liz Sheridan died just 13 days apart in April 2022.	D
Was chosen by Time Magazine as one of the "Best of Television 1996" at position number two in their [...]	D
Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) is not revealed to be a book editor until season two.	D
Dharma & Greg (1997) once gave a nod to this show by having an episode where the main characters pla [...]	D
In episode 5.2, Seinfeld: The Puffy Shirt (1993), George (Jason Alexander) tells Jerry (Jerry Seinfe [...]	D
Michael Costanza, the friend of Jerry Seinfeld, who was the basis for the character of George Costan [...]	D
One of the first successful sitcoms to have extensive segments filmed outdoors.	D
Alec Berg (Mark DeCarlo), a character that Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) said has a great John Houseman nam [...]	D
Heidi Swedberg (Susan) initially thought she was going to be playing Cosmo Kramer's love interest. I [...]	D
Jerry's father makes a comment that his plane tickets are super savers and non refundable. In season [...]	D
Throughout the first eight seasons, the theme music played during Jerry's stand-up had to be re-reco [...]	D
In Seinfeld: The Gum (1995), the name of cashier Ruthie at Monk's Diner is revealed to be Ruth Cohen [...]	D
In the episode where Elaine dates a man named Joel Rifkin (season five, episode nine, "The Masseuse" [...]	D
In Massillon, Ohio, there is a restaurant called "Kosmo", named after Cosmo Kramer. The restaurant s [...]	D
Jason Alexander initially auditioned by videotape for the role of George Costanza, and did a Woody A [...]	D
A testament to this show's influence was the word "sponge-worthy", the catchword from season seven, [...]	D
Jason Alexander originally based his portrayal of George on Woody Allen, which is why he wore glasse [...]	D
The following characters testify against the group: Officer Vogel (Scott Jaeck)Howie, the overweight [...]	D
With the exception of the pilot episode, "Good News, Bad News", season one, episode three, "Male Unb [...]	D
A couple of porno movies have been inspired by this show: The Bet (1993) and Seinfeld: A XXX Parody [...]	D
In the first episode, "Good News, Bad News", Kramer's last name was Kessler. Jerry was heard saying [...]	D
While Jason Alexander never won an Emmy Award (nominated six times) for playing George, he's the onl [...]	D
ABC Entertainment executive Lloyd Braun lent his name to a character appearing in three episodes, se [...]	D
Roger McDowell appeared as himself in season three, episode seventeen, "The Boyfriend" and season th [...]	D
Ron Howard's brother, Clint, played the role of the car thief in season four, episode two, "The Trip [...]	D
No one ever ate a toasted bagel in any episode. They were always "raw".	D
The puffy shirt used in season five, episode two, "The Puffy Shirt," is currently placed in the Smit [...]	D
Seasons one, two, and eight are the only ones that don't have a two-part episode.	D
Elaine's dancing in season eight, episode four, "The Little Kicks", was inspired by the Il Saturday [...]	D
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) and George (Jason Alexander) had both parents on this show, Elaine (Julia Lou [...]	D
Elaine Benes was loosely based on Carol Leifer, a friend of Jerry Seinfeld's, whom he also used to d [...]	D
On her show The Sarah Silverman Podcast in Jan. 2021, Sarah Silverman talked about the bad experienc [...]	D
Kramer's wardrobe of mostly 1960s and 1970s clothing was not intended to make him into retro fashion [...]	D
The character of Rabbi Kirschbaum was named after writer Bruce Kirschbaum and evolved from a sketch [...]	D
Kramer's line "These pretzels are making me thirsty" is an homage to Jeff Goldblum and his only line [...]	D
Patrick Warburton revealed on the DVD extras that, being a fan of the show, he sensed that it he pla [...]	D
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) says "Hello, Newman" 18 times in the entire series.	D
During the sixth season, NBC executives shared the original test results for the pilot episode with [...]	D
Jerry Seinfeld was inspired to end the show after nine seasons by The Beatles, who broke up after ni [...]	D
Matthew Perry's (Chandler in Friends (1994)) stepfather, Keith Morrison, played the role of a newsca [...]	D
The famous Seinfeld fictions (George's pseudo career as an architect, the fictional importer and exp [...]	D
Initially there was a plan to turn Cosmo Kramer into a millionaire, but this was discarded. Had it g [...]	D
We learn Kramer is a military veteran in season nine, episode fourteen, "The Strongbox". Michael Ric [...]	D
The show introduced a character, "Crazy" Joe Davola, the name of an ABC executive producer.	D
Danny DeVito, Nathan Lane, David Alan Grier, Larry Miller, Kevin Dunn, and Brad Hall were considered [...]	D
Newman (Wayne Knight) was originally written as the African-American son of Jerry's (Jerry Seinfeld' [...]	D
While they are waiting in the Chinese restaurant in season two, episode eleven, "The Chinese Restaur [...]	D
Larry David was the original voice of Newman in Seinfeld: The Revenge (1991), but Wayne Knight re-du [...]	D
The character of Lloyd Braun (George's childhood neighbor, and rival) was played by two different ac [...]	D
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld), George Costanza (Jason Alexander), and Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards) each [...]	D
Co-creator and executive producer Larry David appeared several times throughout this show. He is the [...]	D
The original script was called "Stand Up." It was to be a ninety-minute mockumentary about how a sta [...]	D
Julia Louis-Dreyfus was pregnant while shooting part of this series. Her pregnancy was disguised wit [...]	D
The back of the Jerry's refrigerator in sunk into the wall so that the front doesn't protrude as muc [...]	D
The set dressing in the alcove upstage center between the restrooms on the Monk's cafe set, often ch [...]	D
Larry David was quite volatile in meetings with NBC executives, and would often outright refuse to a [...]	D
Jason Alexander mentioned in a 2020 online interview that while they always enjoyed a comfortable wo [...]	D
Susan Ross (Heidi Swedberg) worked for NBC, but after she gets fired, we're never told what her job [...]	D
Phil Morris planned to star in a spin-off as Jackie Chiles, but the project was stalled.	D
This show was nominated for the 2004 TV Land Award for Favorite Instrumental Theme Song.	D
The character of Cosmo Kramer was based on Kenny Kramer, a man who worked across the hall from co-cr [...]	D
In addition to Jerry having a sister who was only mentioned once (in season two, episode eleven, "Th [...]	D
In real life, Jason Alexander does not wear eye glasses, and the ones he wore as George were props.	D
Larry David based George Costanza on himself. Many of the situations into which George gets himself [...]	D
Charles Durning, Carl Reiner, Edward Asner, Abe Vigoda, and Alan Arkin all auditioned and failed to [...]	D
Actor Marty Rackham first appeared as an LAPD officer in episode 4.2, Seinfeld: The Trip: Part 2 (19 [...]	D
The fake J. Peterman's first name was "Jacopo", which was taken from the name of a pizza joint from [...]	D
Rosie O'Donnell, Patricia Heaton, Mariska Hargitay, Jessica Lundy, Amy Yasbeck, and Megan Mullally a [...]	D
In retrospect, most critics and fans agree that season two, episode eleven, "The Chinese Restaurant, [...]	D
It's revealed in episode 7.2, Seinfeld: The Postponement (1995), that Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) i [...]	D
Kramer's first name of Cosmo was not revealed until the show's sixth season. The revelation, and som [...]	D
The show's often-repeated phrase, "Yada, yada, yada", was ranked number one in TV Guide's list of TV [...]	D
Robert Schimmel auditioned for the role of George Costanza.	D
Susan Ross, George Costanza's fiancée, was killed off because the cast found it very difficult to [...]	D
Michael Costanza, Jerry Seinfeld's friend after whom George is named, filed a $100 million lawsuit a [...]	D
The name of the diner the gang frequents is Monk's.	D
In season five, episode one, "The Mango", Jerry is seen wearing a blue and white Queens College t-sh [...]	D
In the episode where George thinks someone stole his glasses from the gym locker room (season five, [...]	D
Elaine lives 1/2 mile away from Jerry, Kramer and Newman, which is a 10 minute walk. Elaine lives at [...]	D
Jerry and George mentioned having siblings in seasons two and three, but neither are ever seen nor m [...]	D
Voted the number one top television series of all time, beating out number two, Lucy ed io (1951), a [...]	D
In season eight, episode eight, Kramer lies in Jerry's bed eating chicken and wiping his greasy hand [...]	D
The same year Jason Alexander began portraying George, he won a Tony Award for his work in Jerome Ro [...]	D
Lee Garlington was originally supposed to be a member of the cast, as Claire, the coffee shop waitre [...]	D
Many plots of the early episodes were completely based on the episode writer's real-life troubles, i [...]	D
A calendar of The Three Stooges was seen hanging on the wall next to Jerry's kitchen throughout the [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer entered Jerry's apartment nine times in the first season.	D
Throughout season eight, a new magnet could be seen on Jerry's refrigerator. It's a miniature reprod [...]	D
New York is Jerry's real Hometown.	D
Three guest stars have worked with writer and director John Landis. David Naughton worked with Landi [...]	D
Throughout the series, there were numerous references to Kramer's friend Bob Saccamano, but the char [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer mentioned three unseen friends. Bob Sacamano, Lomez, and Jay Remenshneider.	D
For awhile, NBC stunted with having an interconnected storyline, or character crossover between thei [...]	D
Producer and director Steven Spielberg once commented that while filming Schindler's List (1993), he [...]	D
In season one, episode four, "Male Unbonding", Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) is sleazily hit on by Je [...]	D
One summer, Jerry Seinfeld and some of the writing staff went outside to hit baseballs in the CBS Ra [...]	D
The night before the final episode, ABC aired an episode of Dharma & Greg (1997) in which the couple [...]	D
In the 1970s, Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld worked together on the New York comedy club circuit. In [...]	D
In season eight, episode three, "The Bizarro Jerry", Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus ) is friends with K [...]	D
Elaine was not originally part of the series. During development, NBC expressed concern that the ser [...]	D
There was enough material recorded for season nine, episode twenty-two, "The Finale", to fill three [...]	D
Season six, episode eight, "The Mom & Pop Store" ends with a scene that's a parody of Un uomo da mar [...]	D
The model of the bike Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) never rides, hanging in his apartment, changes througho [...]	D
In season eight, episode sixteen, "The Pothole", the audience learns that Elaine Benes lives on the [...]	D
At Jerry Seinfeld's high school, Massapequa High School on Long Island, there was a teacher named Mr [...]	D
Jerry Seinfeld received five Emmy Award nominations for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series, b [...]	D
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander, Michael Richards, and Jerry Seinfeld had a superstitious ritua [...]	D
At least one of the black and white framed or matted photos on the walls of Jerry apartment during t [...]	D
Michael Richards auditioned three times for the role of Cosmo Kramer. Then-NBC President, the late B [...]	D
Bette Midler, Raquel Welch, Jon Voight, Marisa Tomei, Regis Philbin, Kathie Lee Gifford, Keith Herna [...]	D

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Errori

In common with many other sitcoms, details of characters' back-histories change through the life of [...]	D
In some episodes, when exterior shots of the fictional "Monk's Diner" are shown on two sides, you ca [...]	D
Jerry's apartment number changes in the beginning of the series a few times before becoming 5A perma [...]	D
The interior space of Jerry's apartment would be impossible given the exterior hallway leading to hi [...]	D
You will notice that on external shots of Jerry's building there are insect screens on the windows. [...]	D
The exterior of Monk's Cafe does not match the interior of Monk's Cafe: the number and type of windo [...]	D
Jerry and Kramer's apartment building address is said several times to be 129 West 81st Street, but [...]	D
Looking through the bathroom door from the living room sometimes shows a bathtub against the far wal [...]	D

Frase

[at the Puerto Rican Day parade] Jerry: You can't [...]	D
Jerry: Hey, Kramer, you want to go down to the Bro [...]	D
[At the Puerto Rican Day Parade] Elaine: We don't [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: If you're not gonna be a part of a c [...]	D
Jackie Chiles: This is the most public yet of my m [...]	D
Jerry: Man, you were pretty loaded on that Schnapp [...]	D
Jerry: [about Kramer] If you feed him, he'll never [...]	D
[George is wearing prescription goggles] George C [...]	D
George Costanza: I've discovered something even be [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: Well, after he heckled Toby, she got [...]	D
Jerry: Kramer, these balloons aren't gonna stay fi [...]	D
George Costanza: When she threw that toupee out th [...]	D
Newman: Ah, look, I? I'm sorry to bother you, but [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: The carpet sweeper is the biggest sc [...]	D
[Jerry's girlfriend has a huge toy collection] Je [...]	D
[At Yankees batting practice] George Costanza: Gu [...]	D
[Elaine's boyfriend as seen a photo of her with he [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: See, this is what the holidays are a [...]	D
Mr. Peterman: Elaine, can you keep a secret? Elai [...]	D
George Costanza: She calls me up at my office, she [...]	D
Jerry: You know you're not Chinese.	D
[about George Steinbrenner] George Costanza: He f [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: [on hearing that Susan Ross has died [...]	D
Jerry: The answering machine is like a relationshi [...]	D
Elaine: I stopped having sex three days ago and I [...]	D
Jerry: The sex is unbelieveable. I was like an ani [...]	D
George Costanza: Someday, before I die, mark my wo [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: No, she was completely topless. Geo [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: Remember my idea about rickshaws in [...]	D
Jerry: Don't you see? He's Jewish for two days and [...]	D
[George trying to find a parking space] Elaine: W [...]	D
George Costanza: I don't know what it is about tha [...]	D
Jerry: The road less taken is less taken for a rea [...]	D
Jerry: And what is his stand on abortion? Elain [...]	D
George Costanza: I just don't see what purpose is [...]	D
George Costanza: You don't think she'd yada yada s [...]	D
Jerry: [Kramer enters] Hey, Jughead. Cosmo Kramer [...]	D
[Kramer gave blood to Jerry] Jerry: I can feel hi [...]	D
[Elaine re-enters a movie theater] [whispering] [...]	D
George Costanza: You can stuff your sorries in a s [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: I go to his birthday party, and just [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: Well, you got insurance, right? Jer [...]	D
George Costanza: I have a bad feeling that wheneve [...]	D
Elaine: All right, let's go, I'll give you half an [...]	D
George Costanza: I did happen to pick up one littl [...]	D
Enzo: How'd you like to have free haircut for six [...]	D
Elaine: My father thought George was gay. Jerry: [...]	D
Frank Costanza: I'm like the Phoenix, rising from [...]	D
[Puddy is wearing a bright orange jacket with an 8 [...]	D
George Costanza: Do you realize in the entire hist [...]	D
Jerry: According to most studies, people's number- [...]	D
George Costanza: My name is George, I'm unemployed [...]	D
Blaine: What was bad about The English Patient? E [...]	D
[George is buying invitations] Sales Clerk: Have [...]	D
Jerry: I learned something. Letting my emotions ou [...]	D
Jerry: So, Puddy, this is a pretty good move for y [...]	D
Elaine: Mr. Peterman, you can't leave J. Peterman [...]	D
Newman: [Newman is sneaking through Jerry's apartm [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: [enters Jerry's apartment. Slams mon [...]	D
Elaine: Where's Kramer? Jerry: Who knows? It's li [...]	D
[the last lines of dialogue of the last show are t [...]	D
Ronnie: [to George] I've been living a lie. Georg [...]	D
Girlfriend: You're insane. Jerry: Oh yes, quite. [...]	D
George Costanza: Here's the outlet. Slippery Pete [...]	D
Jerry: Where's Marcy? George Costanza: She went s [...]	D
Susan Biddle Ross: I don't see why you can't just [...]	D
Jerry: Your back hurts because of your wallet. It' [...]	D
[George sees two women holding hands] George Cost [...]	D
[George is eating all the shrimp] Riley: Hey Geor [...]	D
George Costanza: I lie every second of the day. My [...]	D
George Costanza: We think it was Saddam Hussein, b [...]	D
George Costanza: Why are you home? You're supposed [...]	D
Newman: I propose... AN ALLIANCE. Jerry: An allia [...]	D
George Costanza: I gotta call Elaine. Jerry: She' [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: You're wasting your life. George Co [...]	D
[Elaine is trying to put a store out of business] [...]	D
Elaine: I got shooshed during Desperado. Jerry: D [...]	D
George Costanza: I don't even like to use urinals, [...]	D
Jerry: Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was [...]	D
George Costanza: I'm 33 years old; I haven't outgr [...]	D
George Costanza: No, that's pie country. They do a [...]	D
[George is thinking of starting his own charity] [...]	D
Jerry: [to Newman] I'll do it. For whatever it tak [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: See? This is why you need a fax mach [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: Do you have any idea how much time I [...]	D
Jerry: You know, it's so nice when it happens good [...]	D
Jerry: Ah, you're crazy. Cosmo Kramer: Am I? Or a [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: I'm at the corner of 1st and 1st... [...]	D
George Costanza: I don't think I've ever been to a [...]	D
[George's new self-appointed nickname is T-Bone] [...]	D
Elaine: You were born in Italy? Frank Costanza: Y [...]	D
George Costanza: Why don't you find a doctor that [...]	D
Frank Costanza: [yelling] Serenity now. Serenity n [...]	D
[about George's Gortex coat] Cosmo Kramer: You'd [...]	D
Kruger: The head has been smoothed down to the siz [...]	D
Jerry: Yada, Yada, Yada.	D
Elaine: Well, I'm going to hell. Jerry: That seem [...]	D
[last lines] Jerry: All right, hey, you've been g [...]	D
Jerry: I don't know if it's possible, but could yo [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: You ever dream in 3-D? It's like the [...]	D
George Costanza: Do you ever get down on your knee [...]	D
Elaine: You know, just admitting that another man [...]	D
[staff meeting at J. Peterman; Anna, one of Elaine [...]	D
George Costanza: I like DeSoto. Jerry: DeSoto? Wh [...]	D
Elaine: Why does everything have to be so... jokey [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: That's a lotta potatoes.	D
Jerry: I prefer to do my own material. Cosmo Kram [...]	D
Jerry: We're not gay. Not that there's anything wr [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: I'll tell ya, if I could do it over, [...]	D
[about Festivus] Cosmo Kramer: What do you use fo [...]	D
Elaine: Okay, what's your answer to number 74? Be [...]	D
[George's parents are getting a divorce] Jerry: I [...]	D
Jerry: You know it's a very interesting situation. [...]	D
[Kramer is playing opera music on Jerry's stereo] [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: I got news for you: handicapped peop [...]	D
[discussing George's ATM code] Jerry: Oh, come on [...]	D
Jerry: I think that's what's good for the goose is [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: You know you're not supposed to brus [...]	D
George Costanza: [talking about his whale expediti [...]	D
George Costanza: You're really moving to Californi [...]	D
[talking about being on the dating scene] Estelle [...]	D
[Kramer walks in with cigars] Cosmo Kramer: Hey, [...]	D
[George is on his hands and knees, looking for cha [...]	D
George Costanza: I got to go home and take a nap. [...]	D
Jerry: Have ya been to the Motor Vehicle Bureau? I [...]	D
George Costanza: I have to have my tonsils taken o [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: Say you got a big job interview, and [...]	D
Jerry: You wouldn't it broccoli even if it was dee [...]	D
Babu Bhatt: You very bad man, Jerry. Very bad man.	D
[everybody at Kruger is exchanging Christmas gifts [...]	D
Woman: I started riding these trains in the fortie [...]	D
[Kramer starts the Peterman Reality Tour] George [...]	D
George Costanza: I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm [...]	D
George Costanza: I'm the bad boy. I've never been [...]	D
Jerry: Boy, you sure do have a lot of friends, how [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: What're you starting with me for? Yo [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: Congradulations! Some woman: What f [...]	D
Jerry: You're giving up that easily? Newman: I us [...]	D
Jerry: Oh, by the way, Newman, I'm just curious, w [...]	D
Jerry: I bruised my lip. I was drinking a cel ray, [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: You'll be the world's first pirate! [...]	D
[George peed in a public shower] George Costanza: [...]	D
[explaining why Elaine won't be accompanying him t [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: You know Darren, if you would have t [...]	D
David Puddy: Feels like an Arby's night.	D
Elaine: [about to get a rabies shot] Will this hur [...]	D
Jerry: [as Kramer is miming emotions] Well, what d [...]	D
Newman: You see, certified mail is always register [...]	D
Jerry: [about to go watch an operation] Let's watc [...]	D
Girlfriend: Unfortunately, I didn't have a partner [...]	D
[Jerry's kitchen is full of sausages] Jerry: What [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: Boy, these pretzels are makin' me th [...]	D
[George wants the nickname "T-Bone"] George Costa [...]	D
George Costanza: I ate that entire platter. Had to [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: Yo Yo Ma.	D
Elaine Benes: Perhaps there's more to Newman than [...]	D
[George is planning to name his 1st child "Seven"] [...]	D
Dean Jones: Doing laundry, mending chicken wire, h [...]	D
[Kramer has an intern] Intern: Mr. Newman on line [...]	D
Telemarketer: Hi, would you be interested in switc [...]	D
Jerry: That... is one magic loogie.	D
Cosmo Kramer: Well, we're talking to Elaine Benes, [...]	D
George Costanza: What kind of a person are you? J [...]	D
Marlene: I can't be with someone if I don't respec [...]	D
George Costanza: They gave me my own personal Rasc [...]	D
Jerry: Patty wants me to be more emotional and exp [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: You're becoming one of the glitterat [...]	D
Jerry: Is that your "chicken" making all that nois [...]	D
Jerry: [George comes out of the doctor's office lo [...]	D
Jerry: What are you saying? Elaine: I'm not sayin [...]	D
Frank Costanza: I have been performing feats of st [...]	D
Jerry: You know, I don't get it. Since when are yo [...]	D
Elaine: [after seeing an employee remove a "Vincen [...]	D
Jerry: This woman's completely ignoring me. Cosmo [...]	D
Jerry: [about David Puddy] Elaine, you always care [...]	D
George Costanza: What gives you pleasure? Jerry: [...]	D
Elaine: [grabs George's wig] I DON'T LIKE THIS THI [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: Keith Hernandez! Newman: Keith Hern [...]	D
Mr. Lippman: It's come to my attention that you an [...]	D
Gary Fogel: Good for you, Jack!	D
[Kramer is watching Jeopardy! and getting every qu [...]	D
George Costanza: Come on, Jerry, you know how thes [...]	D
[phone rings and George's answering machine comes [...]	D
[At the diner] George Costanza: Are you going to [...]	D
Frank Costanza: George, festivus is your heritage!	D
[Jerry's on the phone with the cops] Jerry: But o [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: ...that ball goes sailing up into th [...]	D
Cushman: Why don't you tell me about some of your [...]	D
Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they're [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: [lighting up a cigarette, talking to [...]	D
Jerry: [Jerry, & George are talking at the bar. Ma [...]	D
[Kramer wants to watch a video in Jerry's apartmen [...]	D
Elaine: Jerry, it's B.O. Jerry: But the whole car [...]	D
[repeated lines] Newman: Hello, Jerry. Jerry: He [...]	D
[Tim Whatley converted to Judaism] Jerry: Don't y [...]	D
George Costanza: [singing to himself to tune of "E [...]	D
Jerry: Are you sure you want to get married? I mea [...]	D
Jerry: You see, Elaine, the key to eating a black [...]	D
[repeated line] Jerry: But I don't *wanna* be a _ [...]	D
Lloyd Braun: You know, you should tell your dad th [...]	D
[At Tim Whatley's party] Elaine: This place is li [...]	D
[George has talked his girlfriend Audrey into gett [...]	D
George Costanza: I was free and clear. I was livin [...]	D
Jerry: Why are you buttering your face? Cosmo Kra [...]	D
Russell Dalrymple: So, what have you guys come up [...]	D
George Costanza: It's just that it's been so long [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: Boy, a month in Europe with Elaine. [...]	D
Jerry: [to George] You, my friend, have crossed th [...]	D
[Jerry nearly drowns the pool guy] Elaine: How ca [...]	D
Jerry: So, did they get tired of Koko yet? George [...]	D
Jerry: I hear that all the time. Elaine: What? J [...]	D
George Costanza: [talking about Eldridge's ordeal [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: Mmm... boy, that Hennigan's goes dow [...]	D
George Costanza: In high school it was always "Bon [...]	D
George Costanza: You could always move in with my [...]	D
Mr. Lager: Well , we've discussed this, here's the [...]	D
George Costanza: You're gonna over-dry your laundr [...]	D
[George collides with an Andrea Doria survivor] C [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: I was returning some pants. I took a [...]	D
George Costanza: Well, I heard a noise. Jerry: Wh [...]	D
George Costanza: There is no bigger loser than me!	D
Milosh: Another point for Milosh!	D
Aldon Benes: Which one's supposed to be the funny [...]	D
George Costanza: So I tell her, 'I think I should [...]	D
[Kramer and Morty are running for Condo President] [...]	D
Jerry: Looking at cleavage is like looking at the [...]	D
Newman: Just remember, when you control the mail, [...]	D
Jerry: Who knows where she gets any of those loser [...]	D
Mr. Peterman: Elaine, up until a few minutes ago, [...]	D
Uncle Leo: Jerry... H E L L O	D
[Knock on door] Jerry: [opens door, and sees thre [...]	D
Elaine: It's the pinky toe, what do we need it for [...]	D
George Costanza: [seeing Elaine's dance at an offi [...]	D
[George is wearing a toupee] Elaine: YOU'RE BALD. [...]	D
[Stand-up on birthdays] Jerry: All you did was no [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: Jerry, I know myself. And if I'm on [...]	D
Izzy Mandelbaum, Izzy Mandelbaum Jr.: [Mandelba [...]	D
George Costanza: I'm a great quitter. It's one of [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: I'm on the Mexican, woah oh oh, radi [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: Well, our rickshaw is gone. We strap [...]	D
George Costanza: You know I always wanted to prete [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: They're trying to screw with your he [...]	D
George Costanza: Divorce is always hard. Especiall [...]	D
George Costanza: But I really want to leave my mar [...]	D
[Elaine tries to convince Joel Rifkin to change hi [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: [phone rings, Kramer picks up the ph [...]	D
Jerry: You with these too? George Costanza: I jus [...]	D
Jerry: No, George. She's coming over and not clean [...]	D
George Costanza: Jerry, just remember, it's not a [...]	D
Jerry: [Kramer has just returned from baseball fan [...]	D
[Kramer wants to use George's car to rescue a "pig [...]	D
[repeated line] Jerry: That's a shame.	D
George Costanza: Why do they make the condom packe [...]	D
Priest: [Jerry is in a confessional booth] Tell me [...]	D
[talking about his love of the word "manure"] Geo [...]	D
Jerry: [imitates his girlfriends' bellybutton] Hel [...]	D
Jerry: You know, I never expected that movie... L [...]	D
George Costanza: Do women know about shrinkage? E [...]	D
Jerry: George, I am loving this no wallet thing. [...]	D
Jerry: People don't just bump into each other and [...]	D
George Costanza: You're killing independent George [...]	D
Elaine: You know what your problem is? Your standa [...]	D
[Elaine, George and Jerry are going to see Plan 9 [...]	D
[Jerry is dating a gymnast] Cosmo Kramer: Jerry, [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: [open's Jerry's door] Hey, come on! [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: I thought you said she stinks. Jerr [...]	D
George Costanza: I'll sniff out a deal. I have a s [...]	D
George Costanza: You've got to apologize. Jerry: [...]	D
Jerry: [to Elaine] See... I have two friends. You [...]	D
Noel: I am breaking up with YOU. George Costanza: [...]	D
Jerry: Oh, this is interesting... Elaine: What? [...]	D
George Costanza: I'm speechless. I have no speech.	D
Cosmo Kramer: You know, they botched my vasectomy? [...]	D
[Kramer's face is haggard from smoking] Jerry: It [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: [toasting] Here's to feeling good al [...]	D
George Costanza: I was raised to say 'God bless yo [...]	D
[Kramer is putting butter on his face] Jerry: Wha [...]	D
Jerry: Elaine, he's a male bimbo. He's a mimbo!	D
Elaine: Is it possible I'm not as attractive as I [...]	D
George Costanza: I don't even like Drake. Jerry: [...]	D
Jerry: [in a gym with old equipment] Is this a gym [...]	D
George Costanza: You ask me to have lunch, tell me [...]	D
George Costanza: I don't like when a woman says, " [...]	D
[Kramer is modeling for a bachelor auction] Elain [...]	D
Elaine: [about Newman] Maybe he's an enigma, a mys [...]	D
Jerry: Cinnamon. It should be on tables in restaur [...]	D
George Costanza: It became very clear to me sittin [...]	D
[after Kramer tells everyone he is dating a lesbia [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: Well, I've got gonorrhea. Elaine: T [...]	D
Elaine: David and I will not get back together. J [...]	D
Morty Seinfeld: We just came for the funeral. Hel [...]	D
Jerry: Hello, 911? How are ya?	D
George Costanza: I've driven women to lesbianism b [...]	D
Frank Costanza: My George isn't clever enough to h [...]	D
Jerry: So you're upset that this bizarre carpet ca [...]	D
Frank Costanza: Let me understand, you got the hen [...]	D
George Costanza: I love the mirror in that bathroo [...]	D
Jerry: A house in the Hamptons? George Costanza: [...]	D
[George is buying a wig] Jerry: Why don't you jus [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: Little Jerry is a lean, mean pecking [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: Is this oak? Mr. Lager: Think it's [...]	D
[Looking at Elaine's Christmas card (photo by Kram [...]	D
Jerry: So your saying UNICEF is a scam? Cosmo Kra [...]	D
George Costanza: Don't get worked up, because you' [...]	D
Katya: In my country, they speak of a man so viril [...]	D
George Costanza: [upset] Now because of that stupi [...]	D
Cushman: I gotta tell you, you are the complete op [...]	D
George Costanza: You know, in the cab on the way o [...]	D
[Elaine is trying to prove that Jerry always break [...]	D
Jerry: Well, I cashed the checks, the checks bounc [...]	D
George Costanza: Why would I spend seven dollars t [...]	D
Jerry: Trouble! Elaine: What? Jerry: George. El [...]	D
[after a long discussion about Pez] George Costan [...]	D
George Costanza: [about a nice, new apartment that [...]	D
George Costanza: She's got a little Marissa Tomei [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: The cat - mmrrrooowwwrr - is out of [...]	D
Jerry: I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. [...]	D
Jerry: Oh right, the new job. How is it? George C [...]	D
Elaine: A gigolo? Did I drive you to this kind of [...]	D
George Costanza: And I got a job interview. It's i [...]	D
Jerry: I don't even want to talk about it anymore. [...]	D
George Costanza: Oh, see? that's why I don't have [...]	D
George Costanza: I answered a personals ad from th [...]	D
Jackie Chiles: [speaking at a rapid clip, about on [...]	D
George Costanza: I want to make a good entrance. I [...]	D
[driving in heavy traffic] Cosmo Kramer: Well, go [...]	D
[At a health club, in the sauna, Kramer is hot and [...]	D
[Jerry notices an art book on the table] Jerry: W [...]	D
George Costanza: A beautiful, successful, intellig [...]	D
Jerry: [to Elaine] And yet, we've discovered anoth [...]	D
Jackie Chiles: You fool. You're having her try the [...]	D
George Costanza: The sea was angry that day, my fr [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, well I'll tell ya, she's a ful [...]	D
George Costanza: [George rushes into Jerry's apart [...]	D
Rental Car Agent: Would you like insurance? Jerry [...]	D
[as a bomb-defusing robot approaches a Godzilla mo [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: You want to get outta here? Here's w [...]	D
Jerry: I don't trust the guy. I think he regifted, [...]	D
George Costanza: And as punishment, I should get t [...]	D
Jerry: I had a dream last night that a hamburger w [...]	D
Elaine: Well, you know, I... I have watched Peterm [...]	D
Elaine: I'm not a lesbian. I hate men, but I'm not [...]	D
David Puddy: [to Elaine] I'll be back. We'll make [...]	D
George Costanza: Who buys an umbrella anyway? You [...]	D
Jerry: You got the job? George Costanza: Jerry, i [...]	D
Jerry: You will be stunned. Elaine: Stunned by so [...]	D
Jerry: I'm not wearing the fur coat. Cosmo Kramer [...]	D
[George is munching on pretzels from a bag] Cosmo [...]	D
Dr. Sarah Sitarides: Wow, restaurant. Flowers... [...]	D
[in Jerry's apartment] Jerry: Why did you have to [...]	D
[Jerry got his dad a shirt that says "#1 Dad"] Mo [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: Hoochie Mama.	D
George Costanza: George is gettin' upset!	D
Cosmo Kramer: Jerry, why would I, a Juliard traine [...]	D
Jerry: So how's the fornicating gourmet? George C [...]	D
Frank Costanza: I am not allowing my wife to date [...]	D
[Susan has become a lesbian] George Costanza: Abo [...]	D
Jerry: It's Jerry. Who's this? Valerie: It's Vale [...]	D
[Kramer has a vanity plate, "Assman", and parks in [...]	D
[Elaine comes in wearing Mayan clothes] Jerry: Ho [...]	D
Jerry: Boy, a little too much chlorine in that gen [...]	D
Jerry: But are you still master of your domain? G [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: I bought a chicken. George Costanza [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: It's a Festivus miracle.	D
[pretending they haven't seen each other in years] [...]	D
Jerry's girlfriend: I'm sorry, but I can't be with [...]	D
Newman: [to rickshaw pullers] Ok, bring it down to [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: [being attacked by a man throwing go [...]	D
Izzy Mandelbaum: Your son's pretty funny, Morty. H [...]	D
Annoying Woman In Movie Theatre: So I got home... [...]	D
Jerry: It didn't do me any good either! That benef [...]	D
[two noisy people behind him in cinema] Corinne: [...]	D
Elaine: Hey, Jerry, when do you consider sex has t [...]	D
Jerry: Well, maybe Kruger wasn't for you. George [...]	D
Elaine: Married women don't "get together". They h [...]	D
George Costanza: So, did you get your new plates? [...]	D
Jerry: So we're gonna make the Post Office pay for [...]	D
[Jerry is checking out an upper-class apartment] [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: Just tell him you don't want to do t [...]	D
George Costanza: Maybe if he could see me with som [...]	D
George Costanza: I flew too close to the sun on wi [...]	D
[a bomb-diffusing robot opens a drawer in George's [...]	D
Mr. Ross: I don't think there's any greater traged [...]	D
George Costanza: So you really think Morgan thinks [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: [Kramer just had a seizure] What hap [...]	D
[Jerry takes Newman's mail route so Newman can get [...]	D
[at a New York Marathon party] Jerry: [discussing [...]	D
[Jerry cries for the first time] Jerry: What is t [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: Human, it's human to be moved by a f [...]	D
Jerry: I can't take it anymore! She's driving me c [...]	D
Jerry: [On phone] Hello? Elaine: So how's it goin [...]	D
Frank Costanza: Many Christmas' ago, I went to buy [...]	D
Jerry: Kramer, I can't do that. It's illegal. Cos [...]	D
[George is talking about himself in the third pers [...]	D
George Costanza: Kramer goes to a fantasy camp? Hi [...]	D
George Costanza: All my life, I've wanted to make [...]	D
Elaine: [walking over to a party at a Chinese rest [...]	D
Jerry: George Costanza... Is getting *married*! E [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: [Kramer is describing George's hands [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: Somewhere in this hospital, the angu [...]	D
[repeated line] Jerry: That's a shame.	D
George Costanza: [Kramer has just vomited on Susan [...]	D
George Costanza: [referring to the mystery of his [...]	D
George Costanza: [while waiting in a restaurant, E [...]	D
George Costanza: And to think I'd fail at failing. [...]	D
[about Elaine dating Puddy] Cosmo Kramer: She's d [...]	D
[Answering the phone] Jerry: If you know what hap [...]	D
Cosmo Kramer: Well, more bad news Jerry. You know [...]	D
George Costanza: I love you, Jer. Jerry: Right ba [...]	D
Elaine: Hey, Kramer, listen, you've seen The Omen [...]	D
George Costanza: What about being a sports comment [...]	D
[Kramer covers himself in butter] Cosmo Kramer: J [...]	D
Telemarketer: Would you be interested in a subscri [...]	D
George Costanza: Only I could fail at failing.	D
Jerry: 1%? They can kiss 1% of my ass.	D
Jerry: To me, the thing about birthday parties is [...]	D
Jerry: Kramer, I never thought I'd say this, but t [...]	D
Elaine: [making a toast] Here's to those who wish [...]	D
Ronnie: I heard you went down to this woman's offi [...]	D
George Costanza: You know what this has to do with [...]	D
Jerry: Why didn't you tell her your code? George [...]	D
[George and Kramer are going to test Kramer's blad [...]	D
Elaine: Jerry, Brett said you ran away from him as [...]	D
Jerry: [about Newman] He lives down the street fro [...]	D
[Elaine's boyfriend is poor] George Costanza: Who [...]	D
[Elaine changes the presets on Puddy's car] Georg [...]	D

Elenchi

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Stagioni

N		Titolo	Soggetto	Data della prima messa in onda	Numero di episodi
0		Speciali		1990	303	D
1		Stagione 1		1989	5	D
2		Stagione 2		1991	12	D
3		Stagione 3		1991	23	D
4		Stagione 4		1992	24	D
5		Stagione 5		1993	22	D
6		Stagione 6		1994	24	D
7		Stagione 7		1995	24	D
8		Stagione 8		1996	22	D
9		Stagione 9		1997	24	D

Cast

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