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Richard:
Focus, please.
Lorelai:
I am a camera.
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Fran:
You two look so sad. Would you like a cupcak [...]
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Zach:
[sings]
"A mighty fortress is our God, a bul [...]
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[Jimmy's girlfriend's daughter, Lily, likes to rea [...]
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Emily:
What is that?
Lorelai:
It's a paper clip. [...]
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[Kirk is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee. [...]
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Lorelai:
Hey Mom. You didn't make it back to the r [...]
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Rory:
...I want you to come over here to this dres [...]
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Jess:
Why are you running so fast?
Rory:
Well our [...]
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Rory:
So what do you think?
Dean:
I think you loo [...]
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Richard:
[Walking into Dining Room]
Sorry, I left [...]
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[on swans]
Michel:
I will never go near those fil [...]
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Lorelai:
Hey, I'm studying in there...
Rory:
I kn [...]
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Michel:
And you must always be extremely careful o [...]
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[after Michel has begged Lorelai to take him to an [...]
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Dean:
I hear Taylor's a big hip-hop fan.
Rory:
Oh [...]
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Sookie:
Oh, that makes me so mad. And so sad. I'm [...]
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[Luke is shoveling Lorelai's walk after they had a [...]
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[regarding Lorelai's birthday party]
Rory:
Oh, I' [...]
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Lorelai:
Rory is very low maintenance. Kind of lik [...]
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Lorelai:
Boy, it's cold in here.
Rory:
It's a lot [...]
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Paris:
Gandalf the Grey is still falling down that [...]
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Lorelai:
Luke, will you marry me?
Luke:
What?
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Tristan:
You should decorate this thing.
Rory:
I [...]
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Emily:
Walk as you babble please.
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Zach:
Dude, Brian's breathing is louder than the s [...]
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Kirk:
I have night terrors.
Luke:
Night terrors? [...]
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Madeline Lynn:
Judy Garland is trendy?
Paris:
Com [...]
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Emily:
Rory, I know you heard a lot of talk about [...]
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Lorelai:
Someday, when you're a little older, you' [...]
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Lorelai:
Hey, is Jackson in the house? Let me here [...]
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Lorelai:
Come on, Rory. We will be going to dinner [...]
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[weeping over the death of Fran Weston]
Miss Patt [...]
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[Lorelai swallows several pills]
Emily:
What are [...]
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[Luke thinks Lorelai is still dating Jason even th [...]
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Emily:
Focus the picture Lorelai.
Lorelai:
It is [...]
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Lorelai:
[while on the phone with each other, Lore [...]
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Lane:
Oh my God, you guys walk fast. I've been cha [...]
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Lorelai:
This is amazing chicken, Mom. I mean it, [...]
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Luke:
Oh, really? Hanging socks on doors - that's [...]
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[on Paris's relationship with Asher Fleming]
Pari [...]
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Lorelai:
Let's invite everyone.
Sookie:
Everyone [...]
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Paris:
So I told her, 'Look, Missy - '
Rory:
You [...]
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Kirk:
[Kirk runs into Lukes Diner yelling]
My girl [...]
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Finn:
Good morning, New Haven! My, you look lovely [...]
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Lorelai:
[on telephone]
Hi, yes. I was at your auc [...]
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Luke:
It's the kind of lock burglars look for.
Lo [...]
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Lorelai:
Ladies never get their own eggrolls. Ladi [...]
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[Lorelai has to model in a charity event for Boost [...]
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Lorelai:
Okay, I'm lying in bed and I'm sleeping a [...]
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Luke:
[to Lorelai]
I will never, under any circums [...]
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Paris:
We're friends?
Rory:
I'm not sure if there [...]
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Luke:
Look at you. All you need is six dancing pen [...]
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Rory:
Hi, I'd like a large caramel macchiato with [...]
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[Lorelai is avoiding her parents after they found [...]
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Bootsy:
You a Leo?
Lorelai:
No.
Bootsy:
Thank Go [...]
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Rory:
Here's the gin. It's brown, right?
Lorelai: [...]
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Lorelai:
Oh man. Smell this.
Rory:
What?
Lorelai [...]
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Lorelai:
Hey, how many margaritas is too many marg [...]
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Lorelai:
What in Lucifer's reach is my mother doin [...]
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Lorelai:
[after talking to her mother on her cell [...]
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Paris:
You lost my number?
Jamie:
Nope, I memoriz [...]
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Rory:
Ishkabibble.
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Lane:
[upset and exasperated with the results of h [...]
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Jess:
Excuse me Edgar Bergin, I think I'd like Cha [...]
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Louise:
It's just a contest, Paris. It's not like [...]
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Logan:
You can do anything. You just have to belie [...]
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Lorelai:
I swear, there is nothing in the world my [...]
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Rory:
What's with the carrots?
Lorelai:
I was afr [...]
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Jess:
Hey, if you're going to get all Ward Cleaver [...]
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Jess:
So we just sit on a bench or stare at our sh [...]
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Rory:
Janet's out jogging so I don't know what she [...]
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Rory:
[at town meeting, during the town-troubadour [...]
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Rory:
Where's mom?
Luke:
Looking for coffee.
Ror [...]
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Rory:
[Logan just called Rory his "girlfriend" for [...]
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Lorelai:
Boy, you'd think love songs are all you a [...]
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Dean:
Wanna hammer something?
Rory:
Always.
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Lane:
I guess I kind of overreacted.
Rory:
Kind o [...]
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Rory:
[She is being stared at in the diner]
I feel [...]
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Rory:
When are you going to let your parents know [...]
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Richard:
His head is shaped like a football.
Emil [...]
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[Lorelai's having Rory]
Young Lorelai:
Okay, this [...]
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Lorelai:
She's making cocoa 'cause you gave her an [...]
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Lorelai:
Oh, hi. You really like my table don't yo [...]
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Richard:
How's he supposed to... after being out a [...]
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Rory:
I can't even open my eyes.
Lorelai:
That's [...]
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Jess:
Hi.
Rory:
Hey.
Jess:
Hi.
Lorelai:
Hi.
Je [...]
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Rory:
Please, don't walk away like that.
Dean:
So [...]
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Mrs. Kim:
Boys don't like funny girls.
Rory:
Note [...]
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Lane:
The very concept of childbirth is vaguely di [...]
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Kirk:
What time is it?
Luke:
I'm not going to tel [...]
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Rory:
Whoa, Logan, where are we going? Slow down! [...]
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Lorelai:
Do you know how to make coffee?
Christop [...]
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Luke:
[rushing to leave the diner so he can remove [...]
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Luke:
You're gonna need a hospital, Taylor.
Lorel [...]
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Luke:
We're out of food.
Lorelai:
Oh, please, we' [...]
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Rory:
So I was thinking that maybe we could move i [...]
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Kyon:
What are we doing here?
Lane:
I've tried to [...]
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Luke:
Red meat kills, enjoy.
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Emily:
You were on the phone?
Richard:
Long dista [...]
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Sookie:
What's going on?
Lorelai:
Michel's gonna [...]
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[Lorelai and Rory arrive late to the town meeting] [...]
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[Max and Lorelai are talking on the phone, Max is [...]
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Rory:
Let's just play it cool.
Jess:
Hey, I'm Fra [...]
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Lorelai:
Brazzlefrat.
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Rory:
So, is this party Grandma's having going to [...]
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Lorelai:
I need you, Dean. The team needs you.
De [...]
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[Lorelai and Luke are discussing Rory and her new [...]
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[At Richard and Emily's vow-renewal ceremony]
Lor [...]
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Paris:
I can't do this.
Rory:
What?
Paris:
Date. [...]
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Madeline Lynn:
Paris has gone bye-bye.
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Lorelai:
Luke, um, that's not a bed, that's a raft [...]
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Paris:
I pierced my nose. And within an hour of ha [...]
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[Kirk's planning the annual Stars Hollow Firelight [...]
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Rory:
Taylor thinks I'm casing the place. Like I w [...]
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Dave:
You're drunk.
Lane:
No, I'm... am I?
Dave: [...]
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Michel:
Are you sure it wasn't another Michel?
So [...]
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Lorelai:
You know, if I was in a rock band touring [...]
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Luke:
[Luke is buying self-help books but doesn't [...]
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Lorelai:
How does Charlie Rose screw up your REM s [...]
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Lorelai:
Luke, we sleep around here. Okay, we like [...]
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Lorelai:
I am a grown woman.
Rory:
Says the woman [...]
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[regarding Kirk]
Rory:
He was always a cat person [...]
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Lorelai:
So, I think I'm in touch with the other s [...]
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Lorelai:
Heh, you know what I just realized? "Oy" [...]
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Lane:
How are you doing, Kirk?
Kirk:
Great. I'm l [...]
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Taylor:
"The Last Supper" cannot be funky.
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Dave:
Wow, you run really quiet.
Lane:
Sorry, I'm [...]
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Lorelai:
How ya doing there, champ?
Rory:
Early. [...]
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Lorelai:
Rory, we're home.
Richard:
Lorelai, you [...]
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Lorelai:
Oh! One of them has seen Ghostbusters a h [...]
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Rory:
That's great. Isn't that great, Mom?
Lorela [...]
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Lorelai:
I need you to look at Kirk's butt.
Sooki [...]
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[after Logan's prank in front of her class]
Rory: [...]
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Lorelai:
It's not funny, it's bad. I have to see t [...]
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Christopher:
Move to California. That's what I do [...]
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Lorelai:
So, apparently, I'm now the Reigning Lore [...]
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Luke:
Maybe one place wasn't so bad.
Lorelai:
Oh [...]
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Luke:
What was wrong with that place?
Jess:
It wa [...]
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Jason:
And trust me: nothing bonds two businessmen [...]
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Lorelai:
[Rory wants Lorelai to have a separate di [...]
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[about new school]
Rory:
One of the girls already [...]
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Young Christopher:
Let's celebrate.
Young Lorelai [...]
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Paris:
I didn't get into Harvard. I had SEX, but I [...]
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Emily:
I did not steal your father, I simply gave [...]
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Emily:
Champagne, anyone?
Lorelai:
Oh, that's fan [...]
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Lorelai:
Hey, maybe that's the Town Loner's point. [...]
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Richard:
Lorelai, this is just beautiful. It's lik [...]
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Rory:
[about Emily wanting to see other men]
What? [...]
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Jess:
Romeo and Juliet had warring families and th [...]
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Rory:
Run around the block.
Lane:
Why?
Rory:
I d [...]
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Jackson:
Sookie, I'm serious, I'm moving in.
Sook [...]
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Christopher:
This town is like one big outpatient [...]
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Lorelai:
I just broke up with someone.
Luke:
Yeah [...]
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Lorelai:
Well, as Maid of Honor, if you're not the [...]
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[looking at baby Rory]
Christopher:
She's pretty. [...]
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[Sookie is getting ready to go on her first date w [...]
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Emily:
You're having a baby - do you know that, Lo [...]
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Colin:
I'm Colin. And this is Finn. And you are?
[...]
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Rory:
Can we not say the word college for at least [...]
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Lorelai:
Like sands through the hourglass, so are [...]
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Emily:
You brought us used dessert?
Lorelai:
It's [...]
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Emily:
I guess it must be present time.
Rory:
You [...]
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Kirk:
If you'll just follow me, I would like to pr [...]
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Rory:
Solidarity sister.
Lorelai:
Ya Ya.
Rory:
Y [...]
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Emily:
You have the word "Juicy" on your rear end. [...]
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Luke:
You tuck a bed in on both sides?
Lorelai:
Y [...]
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Lorelai:
Are you going to kiss me now? You are so [...]
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Lorelai:
So, where are you now?
Luke:
I'm about 1 [...]
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Lorelai:
What, did you break into our house, you g [...]
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Rory:
[into phone]
And then he showed up with a bl [...]
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Paris:
Ladies, thank you for seeing me. I know you [...]
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Emily:
I'm sure he would have appreciated having h [...]
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Rory:
I'll tell all the ladies what a stud you are [...]
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Lorelai:
'Mom, I'm getting married.' I'm an idiot. [...]
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Richard:
If my wife wants the first cup of tea, sh [...]
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Lorelai:
[to Rory]
You've got Bambi voice.
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Luke:
Shouldn't we give thanks first?
Jess:
Thank [...]
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Lorelai:
That's the *last* time I buy anything jus [...]
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Lorelai:
[to Luke]
I've seen you swimming at the l [...]
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Jess:
You're having your vertical "From Here To Et [...]
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Paris:
[talking to her maid in Portuguese about ea [...]
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Rory:
Dean... wait!
Dean:
Why?
Rory:
Because... [...]
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Lorelai:
Uh oh. Jackson's got that panicked "my gi [...]
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[Luke is trying to subtly flirt with Lorelai at hi [...]
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Rory:
So you did read this before.
Jess:
Yeah, ab [...]
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Rory:
You're lying.
Lorelai:
I'm being mysterious [...]
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Rory:
You know, you always make me tell you what I [...]
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[Emily found a sequined vest in Richard's closet a [...]
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Lorelai:
And people can evolve together, don't you [...]
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Lorelai:
Schooch down now and go to sleep.
[she m [...]
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Lorelai:
Past graduates. Henry James-isn't that a [...]
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Lorelai:
Okay, don't concentrate too hard. Boys li [...]
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Lorelai:
Ugh, Rory, my brain is full. It has reach [...]
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Lorelai:
I thought inviting those girls out would [...]
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Mrs. Kim:
[talking to relative at a Kim wedding]
M [...]
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Rory:
[when Rory, Paris, and Lane are all having r [...]
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Jackson:
The rate I have children is between me an [...]
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[Lorelai is organizing a wedding at the Independen [...]
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Lorelai:
Don't study so much that you get brillian [...]
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Lorelai:
What about Paris, does she ever sleep?
R [...]
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Lorelai:
Oh, but I got here early and there was no [...]
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Rory:
Asher Flemming is dead.
Marty:
In bed?
Ror [...]
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Michel:
[about Paris]
She's back! She's coming bac [...]
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D
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Lorelai:
I miss Max.
Rory:
I know.
Lorelai:
I ha [...]
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Rory:
Please, just tell me why you're here.
Dean: [...]
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Rory:
Okay, I am planning this wedding without you [...]
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Lorelai:
[on Michel]
He's snarky.
Sookie:
And sar [...]
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Lorelai:
Hey, you didn't wake me up.
Rory:
I set [...]
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Michel:
[Sookie wants Michel to choose a cookie]
I [...]
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Lorelai:
[walking into Luke's diner]
Give me a bur [...]
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Luke:
Jess, you can't just shove a girl in a close [...]
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Lorelai:
Hey, Kirk, discover a new freaky fetish? [...]
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Rory:
[reading titles of travel books]
"Selected H [...]
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Luke:
[talking about a partner for the dance marat [...]
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[Lorelai has had to throw Emily an impromptu bache [...]
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Luke:
I'm closing down the diner for a couple of w [...]
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[Rory has just met Paul, a younger man Lorelai onc [...]
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Rory:
[to Lorelai]
What am I doing? I'm ranting. Y [...]
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D
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Sookie:
No more pork!
Lorelai:
Ah, finally, somet [...]
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Principal:
...And five hundred baseballs have sudd [...]
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Emily:
What can we do in a bathroom?
Lorelai:
Mee [...]
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Marty:
[Rory missed breakfast]
Well, hey, you want [...]
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D
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Richard:
Now, did anyone ever to tell you to pictu [...]
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Emily:
I *just* found out that Sookie is pregnant. [...]
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Lorelai:
Wow. Harvard is over 300 years old.
Rory [...]
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Paris:
For example, I can instantly deduce that wh [...]
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Rory:
You know, it sucks that after all these year [...]
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[Having moved into the pool house, Richard now has [...]
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Rory:
Agh, my shoes.
Lorelai:
You don't need shoe [...]
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Emily:
Well, I had this wonderful idea. Christophe [...]
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Luke:
Why can't you respect the rules of my diner? [...]
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Logan:
Rory, you're special.
Rory:
Like "stop-eat [...]
|
D
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Lorelai:
You ruined my joke.
Rory:
Um, no, the pu [...]
|
D
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Luke:
Wait, you need keys.
Jess:
No I don't.
[le [...]
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Lorelai:
Ugh. There have been very few moments in [...]
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Paris:
I could really call you?
Lorelai:
Anytime. [...]
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D
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[Lorelai's parents walk into the Inn]
Lorelai:
[m [...]
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D
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Lane:
Hi.
Dave Rygalski:
Hi, and hi.
Lane:
Uh, t [...]
|
D
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Lorelai:
Okay, I think we just found the first roo [...]
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Luke:
You go make her stop.
Lorelai:
I'm not goin [...]
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D
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Paris:
Pack up the chastity belt, Gilmore. You're [...]
|
D
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Lorelai:
[upon entering the church]
Would it kill [...]
|
D
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Lorelai:
Someone hit you with a pretty stick.
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D
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Luke:
The truth hurts.
Lorelai:
No, you know what [...]
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Luke:
When did that become acceptable? In the old [...]
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[Kirk is preparing for a date, and wants to get th [...]
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Lorelai:
I do know that Istanbul is Constantinople [...]
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[Rory is supposed to be swiping ID cards for the c [...]
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Lorelai:
My life stinks. Hey, let's look into each [...]
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Dave:
Thank you. You know, my parents would love t [...]
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Rory:
I need you, I need you here, I need you now. [...]
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Lorelai:
[walking into Luke's diner]
Give me a bur [...]
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Richard:
Oh, I hate to see you waste your time.
L [...]
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Luke:
[bringing their plates to the table]
Hot pla [...]
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Jess:
You didn't answer me.
Rory:
About what?
Je [...]
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Paris:
Fine, if you guys wanna sit around for an h [...]
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Kirk:
Luke, where's your lost and found?
Luke:
Ou [...]
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Rory:
You have nothing better to do all day, then [...]
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Lorelai:
Tell me a joke.
Rory:
Knock knock.
Lore [...]
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Jess:
Yeah women right, can't live with 'em can't [...]
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[Jess and Rory are walking to that bridge thing an [...]
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Luke:
Very romantic.
Lorelai:
Says the man who ye [...]
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Lorelai:
This is a misogynistic truck.
Luke:
What [...]
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Zach:
Hey, you guys are not gonna believe this.
L [...]
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Michel:
Every day that you breathe you make my lif [...]
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Paris:
Sick people freak me out.
Rory:
You're pre [...]
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[Advice for Rory to answer the phone]
Lorelai:
If [...]
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Lorelai:
Hey, I should bring steak sauce, right?
[...]
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Marty:
[at Asher's wake, hands Rory a plastic cup] [...]
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[Rory and Dean try unsuccessfully to arrange a dat [...]
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Marty:
Okay. I actually snagged us some caviar. Th [...]
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Lorelai:
I ate the fuzzy Certs.
Rory:
Gross.
Lor [...]
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Mia:
The town had a fake murder?
Lorelai:
Yes, be [...]
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Taylor:
Breathe in, folks. Smells like fall.
Luke [...]
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Customer:
I've been waiting for 10 minutes!
Luke: [...]
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Anna:
[after Rory shooed away two college guys, wh [...]
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Michel:
Yes, this place is impressive,isn't it? I [...]
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Rory:
[talking about Paris]
Can you say crazy anal [...]
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Lorelai:
Kirk asked me out.
Rory:
Shut up!
Lorel [...]
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Luke:
I didn't kick you out, you got yourself kick [...]
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[Paris is getting concerned about the age differen [...]
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Rory:
Not fair.
Lorelai:
Yes fair. The fairest. T [...]
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Lorelai:
Please do not tell me that you are sittin [...]
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Luke:
This is Stars Hollow. You take three left tu [...]
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Michel:
A group of scientists did a study on rats [...]
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Dave Rygalski:
A few weeks ago you told me that La [...]
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Rory:
Oh, look, babies.
Lorelai:
I never wanna he [...]
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Lorelai:
Great, fine, do what you want. I guess I' [...]
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Lorelai:
This is it. She can finally go to Harvard [...]
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Andrew:
I'd rather have bird crap fall on my head. [...]
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Lorelai:
It's from my mother.
Rory:
What is it?
[...]
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Christopher:
I have to stay up and do a little wor [...]
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Lorelai:
[talking to Rory on the phone]
"School co [...]
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Michel:
Am I or am I not the head man in charge of [...]
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Emily:
I'm sorry. You were on the phone?
Richard: [...]
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Rory:
And we get to wear uniforms. No more having [...]
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Paris:
So do you like your adoptive parents?
Girl [...]
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Jess:
[to Rory]
So are we gonna sing School House [...]
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[Jess is eating a sandwich at the dance marathon a [...]
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Lorelai:
Can I use the fun cutter thingy?
Luke:
N [...]
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Kirk:
Well, first I read the sign and then I tried [...]
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Lorelai:
So, let me get this straight. Uh, you and [...]
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Zach:
[the band are talking about new replacement, [...]
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Rory:
She's very up on traffic flow and rush hour [...]
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Jess's New Girfriend:
Hi.
Jess:
Hi.
[they kiss]
[...]
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Reverend:
The church is exempt from your town stat [...]
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Jason:
I didn't know you were so close to your mot [...]
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Rory:
Before I knew it, Grandma was telling me how [...]
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Sookie:
[to Lorelai about Luke]
He has had to watc [...]
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Lorelai:
I think I have gangrene.
Rory:
You do no [...]
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Rory:
Grandma, I can't believe you found the recip [...]
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Rory:
Mom, you're freaking out.
Lorelai:
Yes, I'm [...]
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Rory:
How am I supposed to get into Harvard if I h [...]
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Rory:
That had all the tact of a Nazi Storm Troope [...]
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Dave:
What we need is a name.
Brian:
I made my su [...]
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Rory:
Dean?... Dean, what are you doing here?
Dea [...]
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Lorelai:
What happened? The reception on the phone [...]
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Paris:
Maybe I shouldn't go. I mean, what if I fal [...]
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Lorelai:
Hey, what do you know about this town lon [...]
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Luke:
[Lorelai is whining because the noisy worker [...]
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Rory:
I am dancing, I can not control where my gla [...]
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Luke:
[Jess' beeper goes off when Luke visits him [...]
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Dean:
I gotta place an order.
Jess:
Talk into the [...]
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Dean:
I thought you were interested, but I see you [...]
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Rory:
So, Grandpa, how's the insurance biz?
Richa [...]
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Taylor:
First protest, now vandalism. Makes you th [...]
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Rory:
[Paris is looking over Rory's shoulder while [...]
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Lorelai:
No, Mom, I'm shopping for Rory. You're sh [...]
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Emily:
Oh my God. There was a bench here.
Richard [...]
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Jason:
You're still mad about that.
Lorelai:
I wa [...]
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Lorelai:
Jason, my mother is a corporate wife. Her [...]
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Lorelai:
My mother - she was here. I can feel it. [...]
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Taylor:
What if there's a break-up?
Luke:
There w [...]
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Lorelai:
Well, I can't take it back to Yale.
Luke [...]
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Kirk:
I love carrot sticks, especially the crinkle [...]
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Tourist:
Excuse me, I'm so sorry to bother you. Wh [...]
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[Lorelai pulls a shirt from Luke's closet]
Lorela [...]
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Lorelai:
Independence Inn.
Emily:
You really shou [...]
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[Emily has purchased a very small "panic room"]
L [...]
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[Lorelai and Rory haven't seen each other in a whi [...]
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[after Floyd tells the Gilmores that Jason is dati [...]
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Rory:
So do you like cake?
Dean:
What?
Rory:
The [...]
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Tobin:
Michel, did you get a bagel?
Michel:
I don [...]
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Lorelai:
You lost me at carrots, which was the fir [...]
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Lorelai:
Hey, I have kind of a crazy idea.
Rory:
[...]
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Taylor:
Could this meeting be more disrupted?
Lor [...]
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Rory:
When is dinner ready?
Lorelai:
Do I look li [...]
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Luke:
I gotta get back to stuffing my turkey.
Lor [...]
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Michel:
I don't know if anyone has noticed, but su [...]
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Emily:
You know, some men retire.
Richard:
Yes, a [...]
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Rory:
Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.
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Jess:
Someone devil-egged my car?
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Rory:
So, is this party Grandma's having going to [...]
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Lorelai:
It's not my fault that yes and Jess rhyme [...]
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Lorelai:
I'm going to make out in the coatroom. Do [...]
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Rory:
Guys, that was amazing. Really, it was aweso [...]
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Rory:
The sandwiches are for the dancers.
Jess:
I [...]
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Lorelai:
Well I'm a leftover girl. I'll just have [...]
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Christopher:
Who could not like being kissed by a [...]
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Emily:
[Emily is trying on clothes]
Look at the re [...]
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Tristan:
He likes me.
Rory:
He's drunk.
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Rory:
We go. We look. Hi Yale. Bye Yale. It's over [...]
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[Logan and Colin storm Rory's class and pretend to [...]
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[Emily and Richard have split up]
Emily:
At some [...]
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Lorelai:
Stop saying "mother" like that.
Rory:
Li [...]
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Luke:
Junkie.
Lorelai:
Angel. You've got wings, b [...]
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Rory:
[At a town council meeting]
That woman's sta [...]
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Rory:
If we were caught smuggling hash over the bo [...]
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Emily:
Obviously you have a maid.
Christopher:
Ye [...]
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Natalie:
[to Lorelai]
You have your mother's wit. [...]
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Rory:
How was your summer?
Marty:
I met Nicole Ri [...]
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[Emily's friend 'Sweetie' has just passed away]
L [...]
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Dean:
We sat down and started reading a book and w [...]
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Lorelai:
I love ranting Luke.
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Lorelai:
Okay, I'm just gonna let everyone deal wi [...]
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Taylor:
I don't get this, people. This man is prac [...]
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Luke:
This is Liz's kid, Jess. Jess, this is Mia, [...]
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Lorelai:
Are you two completely out of your mind? [...]
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Jackson:
I think we should get married.
Sookie:
B [...]
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Rory:
Who are the rosary beads for?
Lorelai:
They [...]
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Lorelai:
Boy they keep making that ketchup slower [...]
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Luke:
Get out, Taylor.
Taylor:
Why?
Luke:
It's j [...]
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Mrs. Kim:
Watch it. You break it, you buy it. Ten [...]
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Zach:
Hey, Lorelai, get yourself a wink-winker?
L [...]
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Lorelai:
All right, I should go. I called Luke las [...]
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Lorelai:
[to Rory]
I have to know where you are at [...]
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[At the Yale-Harvard football game]
Lorelai:
Oh, [...]
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Taylor:
All right, the nays have it. Let the recor [...]
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Luke:
I'm different, I'm a loner.
Lorelai:
Oh no. [...]
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Luke:
How about that one?
Lorelai:
Too pale. Pale [...]
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[Lorelai is buying collector's stamps while Luke i [...]
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Rory:
How come we don't have a tiki bar?
Lorelai: [...]
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Luke:
Taylor, no, no, no, no, and every day from n [...]
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Lorelai:
You saved me, I love you, I want to have [...]
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Rory:
Why aren't you dancing?
Jess:
I'm dancing o [...]
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Lorelai:
We disappointed Luke.
Rory:
I didn't thi [...]
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Rory:
[playing a video game]
Where'd I go?
Lane:
[...]
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Rory:
It's a Friday night. We should be out, I don [...]
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Lorelai:
You're my favorite daughter.
Rory:
You s [...]
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Sookie:
A child is not a duvet cover. You can't ju [...]
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Sookie:
I should not be a parent.
Lorelai:
Sookie [...]
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Rory:
I can go from zero to studying in less than [...]
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Emily:
When a woman gives birth to a crack baby yo [...]
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Tristan:
And she's reading again. How novel.
Rory [...]
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Emily:
I've called several times the past few week [...]
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Paris:
Well, the worst that can happen is that I s [...]
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Luke:
[about Lorelei walking into the diner wearin [...]
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Rory:
How do you feel?
Lorelai:
I ate tofurkey. H [...]
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Taylor:
[Luke won't give out free coffee at the da [...]
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Jackson:
I'm going home.
Sookie:
What about the c [...]
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Michel:
Mm, how's your arm raise? Good?
Lorelai:
[...]
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Lorelai:
I don't hate you.
Dean:
No?
Lorelai:
No [...]
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Luke:
I'll bring back brownies.
Lorelai:
Ooh, the [...]
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Zach:
Whoa, cool.
Dave:
We all finished at the sa [...]
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[to Luke]
Lorelai:
Date her, marry her, make her [...]
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Lorelai:
Hey, if that's a crack at my housekeeping [...]
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Michel:
People are particularly stupid today. I ca [...]
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Rory:
Why me?
Paris:
Because people like you. You [...]
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Luke:
So, back from the ball huh?
Lorelai:
Yes, I [...]
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Max Medina:
I don't know if you've realized, but e [...]
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Marty:
So, I just bartended this crazy brunch, wit [...]
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Brian:
[discussing names for the band]
How about " [...]
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[Luke's deceased Uncle Louie is being buried with [...]
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Lorelai:
Why are we standing here?
Rory:
Because [...]
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Lorelai:
Women don't eat at all. They just look at [...]
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Lorelai:
I'm gonna have pancakes with a side of pa [...]
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Sookie:
Call me Belinda, 'cause my lips are sealed [...]
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Brad:
Through good times and bad, Chilton formed u [...]
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Lorelai:
All those Stars Hollow moms looked alike, [...]
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Rory:
A cool B&B?
Lorelai:
Yes.
Rory:
That's lik [...]
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Rory:
[on why she doesn't want to date Trevor]
He [...]
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Luke:
Uh, listen, I just want you to know that I h [...]
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Lorelai:
Lately I've been having these dark premon [...]
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Lorelai:
My shoe broke! I need you to fix it!
Luk [...]
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French Businessman:
[walks up to the front desk]
B [...]
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Lorelai:
Mom, it's just a pretend wedding. J-Lo ha [...]
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[on the phone]
Lorelai:
Oh, you know what? I have [...]
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Clara:
Is Jess your real name?
Jess:
Yes.
Clara: [...]
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Lorelai:
The freaking Blue Man Group is outside ou [...]
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Lorelai:
There goes my little girl, off to rule th [...]
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Rory:
[to Logan as they enter his house for dinner [...]
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Rory:
[when Paris suddenly appears in front of Ror [...]
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Luke:
Crazy people. Whole town should be medicated [...]
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[Luke and Lorelai's first real date; they have jus [...]
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Lorelai:
Oh, you're gonna have to walk faster than [...]
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Zach:
[singing]
I once was lost, but now am found, [...]
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Marty:
Okay. I remember something about Rome. Rome [...]
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Lorelai:
I want to welcome you to the first annual [...]
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Luke:
You're not a contractor, you're a craftsman! [...]
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Lorelai:
Be good. Ooh. Make sure you look in someb [...]
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Lorelai:
Hey, Luke.
Luke:
I'm in bed. I have ten [...]
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Rory:
When's soon?
Lorelai:
When the big hand hit [...]
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Rory:
[to Lorelai]
This from a woman with a Hello [...]
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[Luke and Lorelai arrive at Emily and Richard's vo [...]
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Jess:
I'm just trying to support my town.
Rory:
G [...]
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[Miss Patty's ballerinas are practising walking ar [...]
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Michel:
Look, I've had my peace with the fact that [...]
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[turns to Rory and says sarcastically]
Jess:
So C [...]
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Rory:
Poor Dean.
Lorelai:
Poor Dean, he has to sp [...]
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Rory:
But we want to be spontaneous. Jump a train [...]
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Lane:
Lorelai!
Lorelai:
Hi Lane!
Lane:
You're in [...]
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Lorelai:
I really like him, Rory. I can't help it. [...]
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["Gilmore Girls: Beginnings" opening narration]
L [...]
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Rory:
I have to perform Act Five of "Romeo and Jul [...]
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Lorelai:
What's that?
Sookie:
That is a vat of bo [...]
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[Mrs. Kim is angry that Dean has come over unannou [...]
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Zach:
Yeah. Dave, you're a Christian. So what? Tha [...]
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[Lorelai answers her cell phone]
Lorelai:
Hello? [...]
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Lorelai:
Okay, so, don't wait up and remember only [...]
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Michel:
There's a man with a funny accent on the p [...]
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Richard:
Has anyone ever told you to picture the a [...]
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Luke:
Hey, Kirk, what's with the...?
Kirk:
It's n [...]
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Sookie:
Okay, here we go. Low fat, whole wheat blu [...]
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Michel:
I feel like crap on toast.
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Rory:
Note to self: impulsive definitely does not [...]
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Zach:
Welcome to the SH, bitch.
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Zach:
Brian's been yammering on about germs and sp [...]
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[while playing a carnival game]
Clara:
Jess can't [...]
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Rory:
Yeah, as obvious as a man wearing sunglass w [...]
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Lorelai:
God, I'm nervous. Why am I nervous?
Rory [...]
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Rory:
So how was in seeing Max last night?
Lorela [...]
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Lorelai:
As soon as they both get tired of saying [...]
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Luke:
Ow.
Lorelai:
Luke, are you okay?
Luke:
Stu [...]
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Louise:
Nothing's wrong with her Mary.
Rory:
Mary [...]
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Lorelai:
Mom, Dad, look. I know we've had our diff [...]
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Rory:
Do something to make me hate you!
Lorelai:
[...]
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Rory:
Mom?
Lorelai:
Oh.
Rory:
You're happy.
Lor [...]
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Rory:
[on phone with Lorelai]
I told you to call m [...]
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Lorelai:
Hey, I'm gonna find a ladies room. You kn [...]
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Lorelai:
Hey. Anywhere?
Luke:
Anywhere.
Lorelai: [...]
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Mrs. Kim:
[to David, in response to his request to [...]
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Lorelai:
Can I ask you stupid questions?
Luke:
Th [...]
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Lorelai:
Well, since you still haven't told me wha [...]
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[on Emily's panic room]
Emily:
It'll stop a 9-mil [...]
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Emily:
I'm surprised you can eat at this point, ev [...]
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Lorelai:
You want to devil-egg Jess' car? And how [...]
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[while studying for exams]
Rory:
Okay. You should [...]
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[after Rory has been arrested for stealing a yacht [...]
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Luke:
I don't even like kids. They always have jam [...]
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Lorelai:
I thought all butlers' names were Jeeves.
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Dave:
Anyhow, I hadn't seen you in a while, and I [...]
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Lorelai:
Have you seen Sookie and Jackson?
Luke:
[...]
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Luke:
Rory's not here yet.
Lorelai:
Then you'll h [...]
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Lorelai:
I would reconsider calling Dean. It's not [...]
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[about the Town Loner]
Luke:
What's he carrying? [...]
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Emily:
You have a gentleman friend of significance [...]
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Christopher:
May I have this dance?
Lorelai:
I do [...]
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Richard:
I'm going to call that man.
Alan:
Richar [...]
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Sookie:
[petrified]
Uncle Ernie hugged me too long [...]
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Jackson:
You better be as pathetic as you sound.
[...]
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Rory:
Obviously he's met one of those Thursday aft [...]
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Luke:
Thank you for not being related to me.
[Lor [...]
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Luke:
We got nothing of substance done in this mee [...]
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Lorelai:
Rory took a break from Yale.
Christopher [...]
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Rory:
Uhh, Barry Manilow.
Lorelai:
Ugh, stop.
Ro [...]
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Lorelai:
You know how on All in the Family when Ed [...]
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Lorelai:
Lane can't quit the band. She has to get [...]
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[Lorelai is rejoicing over being able to go down t [...]
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[Rory tells Lane about her first kiss]
Rory:
Oh m [...]
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Lorelai:
I love my little circus freak.
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Sookie:
I got the idea in a dream. I was back in c [...]
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Richard:
I'm playing golf with Payton's father tod [...]
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Emily:
Lorelai, you almost ran me over.
Lorelai:
[...]
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Richard:
Lorelai?
Lorelai:
Yes, Dad?
Richard:
Ma [...]
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Lorelai:
[at the town meeting, when everyone is ta [...]
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[Lorelai is bummed over an argument with Luke and [...]
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Michel:
Well, you know what happens when you assum [...]
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Lorelai:
Aren't baby shower balloons supposed to r [...]
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Luke:
Well, Taylor, I'm a two inch kinda guy.
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[Lorelai wants Luke to fire the annoying new guy h [...]
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[Luke has hired a new waiter]
Rory:
Oh, my god.
[...]
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Luke:
Okay, if I give you my lawyer's name, will y [...]
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Kirk:
Man, I wish my mom would let me have a car, [...]
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[many alarm clocks go off]
Lorelai:
You are hilar [...]
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